how to deal with unwanted crushes?

[Tiay]

update:

I called the landlord, who said he'd kick him out – shortly afterwards the guy rang the doorbell. I answered the door. He said he wanted to apologise for "waking me up". Yeah, right. Obviously, the landlord had just had some kind of talk with him. I closed the door in his face and locked it.
I wonder if he managed to weasel his way out of it with his damn false sincerity....

[Gigabitch]

Do you get the feeling your landlord would buy the "hysterical females" story from that drunk asswipe?

[Junket]

I closed the door in his face and locked it.

I approve of this action.

[Tiay]

thanks guys(: I dont' know giga, he's not my landlord, he's next door's landlord, so, I don't really know him very well. I do know that this guy is good at seeming all sincere and apologetic, though.
if I was a landlord, I sure wouldn't want to be called all the time about some idiot who's living in the house, though...

[Gigabitch]

Have you tried the flaming-bag-of-dogshit-on-the-porch routine? Maybe with enough harassment, you can make those bozos move out by yourself.

[Tiay]

hehe ^.^ no, not yet. other people live next door too, I wouldn't wanna traumatise them also, how does dogshit burn?

[Junket]

how does dogshit burn?

You light the bag.

The shit follows.

[misombra]

lol this story reminds me of these people who used to live downstairs from me. they would play their music all night and it was so loud. i would complain and they would come over to bitch me out and turn their shit up louder. omg it was terrible.

that's when i decided to start practicing flamenco really ridiculously early in the morning.

it took out much of my frustration and made the downstairs neighbors highly unhappy.

[DoesntMatter]

that's when i decided to start practicing flamenco really ridiculously early in the morning.

it took out much of my frustration and made the downstairs neighbors highly unhappy.

Such a roundabout way to make the neighbors quiet. Whatever happened to the good old fashioned SHUT THE FUUCK UPPPP!!!!!!

[misombra]

after the first few thousand times they just were not listening...

[Tiay]

good job, miso

so, I just bumped into one of the people from next door – this very nice guy who lives there, too. Asked him what was up. He said the landlord had apparently called the stalkerguy's parents, and he was very unhappy. Serves him right. Don't think he's going to be bothering me again. I wish he had gotten kicked out completely though, for the sake of the poor suckers who have to live with him.

[Junket]

good job, miso

so, I just bumped into one of the people from next door – this very nice guy who lives there, too. Asked him what was up. He said the landlord had apparently called the stalkerguy's parents, and he was very unhappy. Serves him right. Don't think he's going to be bothering me again. I wish he had gotten kicked out completely though, for the sake of the poor suckers who have to live with him.

Keep him as an ally, but be careful in case he's in cahoots with the wackos.

[anachronistic]

And now I have the lovely imagery of our cute little Tiay collecting pieces of dog feces, placing them in a brown bag, and then putting it in front of someone's door and lighting it... all while laughing with an evil schoolgirl laugh.

Thanks bitches!

[DoesntMatter]

He said the landlord had apparently called the stalkerguy's parents, and he was very unhappy.

LMAO! Is that how they punished this bad boy, by calling his parents?

[anachronistic]

LMAO! Is that how they punished this bad boy, by calling his parents?

His mommy is probably paying the rent.