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    Quote Originally Posted by kingred View Post
    What if anyone is suffering form pre mature ejaculation
    Does any one know here what should he do

    Or is der no way
    Does he get penetration that lasts up to 2 minutes, or does he ejaculate before penetration?
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    new question


    when they say lasts 2 minutes is that penetration or 'cuming' or the whole thing including foreplay?

    and how long should each last i.e penetration, foreplay..

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    Quote Originally Posted by LostNotFound View Post
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    when they say lasts 2 minutes is that penetration or 'cuming' or the whole thing including foreplay?

    and how long should each last i.e penetration, foreplay..
    That's referring to penetration, and two minutes is just sad.

    Speaking of which, last night I was sitting on the porch with Cali Boy (my boyfriend) and we were talking about how I'm going camping with a bunch of Brownie scouts this weekend. He joked about coming along, and us having our own "shag tent", and said he'd go for his 22nd merit badge (he's an Eagle Scout. You need 21 merit badges to become an Eagle Scout).

    I said, "I don't think anyone would get a merit badge for twenty seconds."

    Well, I thought it was funny, anyway.

    Back to you, LostNotFound- IMO, foreplay should last a nice, long time and can begin way, way before you ever get into the bedroom. (i.e. he licks your ear nice and slow while you're doing the dishes)

    Penetration should not occur until you're totally ready, almost desperate for it, because he's not going to last very long. I mean, face it, you guys are virgins. He's going to pop like a champagne cork in like 30 seconds every time you have sex for at least the first few times.

    Eventually, he'll learn how to make it last for ten minutes and then you'll get to learn about why that's a good thing. A very, very good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Speaking of which, last night I was sitting on the porch with Cali Boy (my boyfriend) and we were talking about how I'm going camping with a bunch of Brownie scouts this weekend. He joked about coming along, and us having our own "shag tent", and said he'd go for his 22nd merit badge (he's an Eagle Scout. You need 21 merit badges to become an Eagle Scout).

    I said, "I don't think anyone would get a merit badge for twenty seconds."

    Well, I thought it was funny, anyway.

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    That *IS* funny. I wish I could be so clever on the spot like that.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    it made me laugh to.

    vashti you have a issue with cleverness.

    is your husband a doctor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LostNotFound View Post

    vashti you have a issue with cleverness.

    is your husband a doctor?

    What issue is that? I adore cleverness. And no, my husband isn't a doctor, although like physicians, he is also a science guy...
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    That *IS* funny. I wish I could be so clever on the spot like that.

    Oh, as if! I was just envying your quick wit this morning. You do limericks better than anyone I've ever known. You're ****ing lightning-brilliant.
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    Oh, I can come up with things eventually, but not nearly with the speed you do. THAT takes talent... don't deny it!
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by misombra View Post
    i'm gonna slap both of you.
    Don't make me sit on you.
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    Slap? I think someone whose name starts with a "J" and ends with an "a" wants to do that.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Don't make me sit on you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by misombra View Post
    ay mami sientate aqui con tu tremendo CULO!

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    on a another forum there were a lot of threads about not b in able to 'get it in' so..erm..ye...we are both virgins and i have mentioned this to him a few times and he laughs, "if cave men could do it.."

    gig you alwys answer my posts in this thread - where for art thou ??
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