Friday morning humor

[Tone]

Can't blame them... if I ever get banned for some ridiculous reason as they did I'd say forget it, too.

[Tiay]

humour!!
am I too late..?

young = tri-weekly
middle aged = try weekly
old = try weakly

[alice]

i've noticed that most who have had a week ban never come back. sad.

funsounds and bluevette did come back. they just didn't stay long.

[shh!]

funsounds and bluevette did come back. they just didn't stay long.

I think Bluevette has been deployed to Iraq.

[Converse]

humour!!
am I too late..?

young = tri-weekly
middle aged = try weekly
old = try weakly

*Sympathy post*

[Lynx3]

The rules for winning a fight with women:
50% chance when you're friends with a girl
25% chance to win when you're going out with a girl
0% chance to win when you're married to the girl


If RK hadnt been banned, would he still stay?

[Tone]

humour!!
am I too late..?

young = tri-weekly
middle aged = try weekly
old = try weakly

*cough*

*crickets chirp*

*tumble weed*

*man clears throat in the back row*

[Only-virgins]

The rules for winning a fight with women:
50% chance when you're friends with a girl
25% chance to win when you're going out with a girl
0% chance to win when you're married to the girl

There is a lesson here folks....DONT GET MARRIED!

[misombra]

it's because it takes some time for you guys to realize that we are always right and you aren't.

[Only-virgins]

it's because it takes some time for you guys to realize that we are always right and you aren't.

Well you are wrong right there so that makes your theory flop in the first place.

[Lynx3]

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Eddy what is your problem?" Eddy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
The teacher had had enough.
She took Eddy to the principal's office.
While Eddy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
The teacher agreed.
Eddy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Eddy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Eddy: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Eddy can go to the third-grade."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Eddy both agree.
The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Eddy, after a moment, "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Eddy replied, "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Eddy: "Pants"
Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Eddy: Coconut
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
Eddy was taking charge.
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
Eddy: Bubblegum
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Eddy: Shake hands
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Eddy: Yep.
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Eddy: Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
Principal was looking restless and bit tense.
Eddy: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Eddy: Nose
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Eddy: Arrow
Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?
Eddy: Firetruck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Eddy in the fifth-grade, I missed the last ten questions myself."

[misombra]

Well you are wrong right there so that makes your theory flop in the first place.

see? perfect example.

[daisy]

That's funny, Lynx3!!! lol

[Lloyd95]

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[Lynx3]