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[Mathias]

Brick, are you saying there's an earthquake in your pants and that I'm invited?

[vashti]

Brick, are you saying there's an earthquake in your pants and that I'm invited?

God, I hope so.

[maxmax]

they have medication for that...

Already been to the doctor about it, but they said I can just burn baby, burn ...

[Wakeup]

he went, Down, down, down into the burning ring of fire..

[Illusional]

Seriously? You want to talk about semantics on a thread about FFb? This is sad. You have far too much time on your hands. Ok for you literalists out there:

Isn’t it funny that here we are on a forum about relationships and dating and some of us aren’t getting laid?


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haha i find it funny that you want to talk about getting laid. obviously you must have been too caught up in reaching your 200 posts that you missed to read all off the 5 million other threads on here. yes, i too came to this forum because i wasn't getting laid. but that was also around my 180th so i can understand where you are coming from. sadly to say, when we try and bullshit the rest of the forum with my "not getting laid", you only appear to be a spec of dust that will past in time.

now in all honestly, i am not trying to belittle you as a member of this forum. i welcome all members, and i am equally dick to each and every one. i might miss a couple of the newers one, but the ones that stand out most in my heart are the ones with a firey passion like you.


raverboy

[Jenswaiting]

haha i find it funny that you want to talk about getting laid. obviously you must have been too caught up in reaching your 200 posts that you missed to read all off the 5 million other threads on here. yes, i too came to this forum because i wasn't getting laid. but that was also around my 180th so i can understand where you are coming from. sadly to say, when we try and bullshit the rest of the forum with my "not getting laid", you only appear to be a spec of dust that will past in time.
now in all honestly, i am not trying to belittle you as a member of this forum. i welcome all members, and i am equally dick to each and every one. i might miss a couple of the newers one, but the ones that stand out most in my heart are the ones with a firey passion like you. raverboy

LOL Thanks Sorry I was feeling rather feisty & silly yesterday. I was merely jumping on the back of the other posts about whether or not we were getting laid, so I didn't see myself as being any different than anyone else. All that being said I'm happier not getting laid vs being with someone who doesn't appreciate me.

[Lovable]

LMAO...you all are too funny!! Love reading these threads that go off topic, you guys know how to "off topic" with the best of them! Makes me giggle all the time.

BTW...I got laid last night...hahahaha...

[Lipp]

BTW...I got laid last night...hahahaha...

You're welcome.

[Yet another guy]

BTW...I got laid last night...hahahaha...

Big surprise. You're a woman, you can choose to have sex whenever you want
Congrats anyway.

[maxmax]

BTW...I got laid last night...hahahaha...

The only thing l laid last night was the dinner table.

[maxmax]

Big surprise. You're a woman, you can choose to have sex whenever you want
Congrats anyway.

I don't know why some people still seem to think this. It simply isn't the case.

[Yet another guy]

I don't know why some people still seem to think this. It simply isn't the case.

Fine. I was simplifying. Any woman whos attractiveness isn't very far from average can always get sex if she wants it.
You happy now?

Actually, I slept with a hot girl last night. In the same bed. She was naked too.
But no sex. Can you imagine the agony?

[maxmax]

You were in bed ...

... with a naked woman.

And you DIDN'T have sex :-o


Are you sure she didn't want to?

Or does she think of you as a big teddy bear?

[Wakeup]

Fine. I was simplifying. Any woman whos attractiveness isn't very far from average can always get sex if she wants it.
You happy now?

Actually, I slept with a hot girl last night. In the same bed. She was naked too.
But no sex. Can you imagine the agony?

Why would that be something to brag about (she wonders?) Big mistake IMO.

Never sleep in a potentials bed if you don't plan on having sex. It's likely you've now just been delegated to the friend ladder. The only two reasons I can think of as to why you would sleep in a naked girls bed and not have sex with her is

1. You're gay or
2. Someone's sores flaired up and you needed to wait.

Any other reason would NOT be a good one.

[Yet another guy]

Why would that be something to brag about (she wonders?) Big mistake IMO.

I'm not bragging. Just exclaiming my frustration. I could have chosen to go home too, so I suppose it's all my fault though.

I didn't have nerve to sex her because her husband slept in the bed too. I guess I'm just too nice.