Do blow jobs really include any blowing?

[shh!]

Where has LovelyLady been lately? Did you bullies scare her away?! ; ;

Now, how could we scare her away? She supposedly blocked our posts so she wouldn't have to read them.

Then again, I never did think she was always very truthful...

[Tone]

The plot thickens...

[Iminlove]

While you are giving him a blowjob never blow when you have his penis in your mouth it could really hurt him cause when you blow it sends air through the hole in the top of his penis and you don't want to do that.

[RoxyFoxy]

lol i have lots of questions on these:
How do u give a blow job?
Don't u end up scratchin him with ur teeth?
Wot do u do with ur hands?
Do u actually ever blow?

Thanks for ur help

Let me tell you a little story dear sashna.

Once upon a time, there was a young girl that met this guy.

His father owned 26 shopping malls, He was an only child. I rest my case.

After 2 years of dating him, they went to some island where she gave him a blowjob.

She blew into his **** and seconds later he was in pain. His **** started to turn red and purple and he had to wait 2 hours until they reached a hospital.
Not even a month later, she did it again. I'll let you take a wild guess if they are still together or not.

Moral of the story,

Don't blow when you're giving a blow job.

[misombra]

i just realized just how monumentally contradictory those terms are... giving a blow job and sucking dick. you're not blowing, you're sucking. where did the term blow job come from anyway? (hayward?)

[artyemi]

well, if you look at the shape of the mouth as you're getting to give a blow job, it looks like you're blowing...

[misombra]

i don't think so. i think it looks like you're sucking. lol.

[GrkScorp]

wow... this thread was sOoOo dumb... i'm thinking of starting a new one called...

"Do you give your head when giving head???"

seriously... why on earth would you ever blow???

[misombra]

please kill this thread cybog pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!

[RSK]

blowjob = fellatio

fellatio = blow job

LET THIS THREAD LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha, I kid, I kid!

BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE - DO NOT BLOW WHEN GIVING A BLOW JOB!

[misombra]

PEOPLE!!! this person is long gone.

[Apache]

Die ugly thread...die...lol.

Oops...now its alive again.

[shh!]

If you can't kill it, maybe we should hijack it instead. How about we make this thread "Jobs That Blow".

1. Cleaning Portable Toilets (like Andy Gumps)
2. Maggot Farmer
3. Slaughterhouse Butcher

[misombra]

eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwww blagh blagh blagh

[shh!]

4. Wiping the rear-ends of paralyzed people (kinda sad, too)
5. Dog poop picker-upper