Oh yes.. He'd say it just like that .. Like when we were watching TV and a skinny tanned blonde appears ... He'll say " you really should get yourself some tan, you look so pale!"Originally Posted by bloodtippedrose
Dick -_-
my current bf wants me to tan but he doesnt say it like that
I'd say " Seriously?! Do you think I'm pale?"
Him " I don't THINK so love! It's obvious"
Me" and were I pale when we first met?"
Him" I really don't know, stop making a big deal out of nothing... Blah blah ... You just ruin .. Blah .. Blah"
That jerky behaviour started during the last year of our relationship....
Maybe he always found it a lot sexier to stick his tongue into the mouth of some tanned blonde tart...
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15-09-11, 01:02 PM #91
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"It's all George's fault. All that talk about impotence. He got to me. And that orgasm stuff: orgasm this and orgasm that. It's a lot of pressure!" Jerry Seinfeld
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15-09-11, 02:30 PM #92
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I wonder what a fake tan skin tastes like.
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15-09-11, 02:44 PM #93
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It's always funny when people say they don't know, no matter how obvious something really is. But then he may be color blind or was closing his eyes when you met each other. Originally Posted by vampiress
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15-09-11, 03:11 PM #94
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hahaha! Like poison! Comparable to a toilet cleaning tablet. (dont judge me) Originally Posted by Yet another guy
I fake tanned once and it was horrid. Never again will I sink to such a plastic level.
@vampiress you are much better without that guy. Little negative comments every now and then really add up to create a self-esteem issue
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15-09-11, 03:28 PM #95
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What if your boyfriend surprises you by getting a fake tan? How would you react to that? Originally Posted by bloodtippedrose
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Normal skin tastes a lot better .. trust me. Originally Posted by Yet another guy
Well, I wish he becomes entirely blind now ... Originally Posted by nerdy_guy
Agreed... now that I'm single ... I don't have to worry what people might think of my color... Originally Posted by bloodtippedrose
"It's all George's fault. All that talk about impotence. He got to me. And that orgasm stuff: orgasm this and orgasm that. It's a lot of pressure!" Jerry Seinfeld
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15-09-11, 09:35 PM #97
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Originally Posted by doppelgaenger
Huh?... how is that possible?! Originally Posted by doppelmakemelol
Aren't you and the doppelgaenger the same person?! ..."It's all George's fault. All that talk about impotence. He got to me. And that orgasm stuff: orgasm this and orgasm that. It's a lot of pressure!" Jerry Seinfeld
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15-09-11, 09:50 PM #98
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Him getting a fake tan or me? If he came home with a fake tan, which he wouldnt cuz he thinks thats fruity for guys, then I would.. i dont know. probably think a little less of him, as its sort of shallow to do. But if thats what gives him confidence then well, que sera sera! Originally Posted by nerdy_guy
If he bought me a fake tan thats another story -_- he'd just be begging for a fight and several guilt trips afterward.
oh... Originally Posted by vampiress
oh dear god no..
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16-09-11, 12:30 AM #99
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If anyone was looking for proof that vampiress isn't very smart, here it is. But since she asked, I might as well elaborate on the differences between me and doppelgaenger: Originally Posted by vampiress
First of all, [url=http://cl.ly/2i0K1j1C3R1L450A252G/41539_504154865_1998172_n.jpg]look at his stupid face[/url]. Now [url=http://cl.ly/0E1N0T3i11260W0M0y2B/f100c05224b44ee23a21811abc9342f7.jpeg]look at mine[/url]. You can very clearly see that I'm better-looking. Where I've got the "tall, dark, handsome" thing going on, he's got the "short, fat, and ginger". Well, not really ginger, but let's pretend.
In a [url=http://www.loveforum.net/ask-female-forum/48779-white-women-going-caribbean-africa-sex-2.html]previous thread from forever ago[/url], doppelgaenger informed us that he has a micropenis. He turned into a butthurt, insecure little girl when he found out that blacks have statistically larger penises than those who are "European, Danish royalty". He was also pissed when he found out that Arabs (me) also share the same penis genes as the blacks.
In terms of linguistic fluency, that's not a problem either. He only speaks German partially, which is full of mistakes according to other German LFers. His English is also terrible, which is obvious when he says things like "your welcome". I'm fluent in both French and English and have never made a mistake in either language in my life. This literally means that I have 4x the linguistic capabilities.
Actual content produced: this is also pretty easy to point out. Approximately 32% of my posts are thanked (this one included, probably), and of those, 57% are thanked by multiple people. His rates are at around 13% and 24%. This means, statistically, that the people who like his posts are usually one-in-a-million, brand new users that aren't used to his drivel.
Professionally, he should also be frustrated. I'm a programmer, which means that my work is recession-proof. No matter how bad the economy gets, I'll always be able to overcharge and get work. He does some shit with words or art or whatever, I don't really care.
This could really go on for hours, but in conclusion: Doppel is a whiny little girl with a gingergina and he expresses himself poorly. I'm better-looking, smarter, more successful, and of simply greater value to the world.Last edited by KingZ; 16-09-11 at 12:33 AM.
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I like this thread
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Oh ... dear God .... I Joined the Love Forum on 9/7/2011 ..and was too busy punishing myself for being cheated on...how would I know all the shit... for crying out loud... I don't go around digging into other people's history pics and chats...
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"It's all George's fault. All that talk about impotence. He got to me. And that orgasm stuff: orgasm this and orgasm that. It's a lot of pressure!" Jerry Seinfeld
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Now I see ... but I don't judge.....First of all, look at his stupid face. Now look at mine. You can very clearly see that I'm better-looking. Where I've got the "tall, dark,
handsome" thing going on, he's got the "short, fat, and ginger". Well, not really ginger, but let's pretend.
If anyone was looking for proof that vampiress isn't very smart, here it is.
I didn't claim to be smart ...
Where I've got the "tall, dark, handsome" thing going on
yeah... I gotta give it to you... you're dark and handsome ... but tall!? who knows?! how tall are you
???
To be honest I don't think that pointing at other people's flaws would make you Superior ... but thanks anyway for correcting a misunderstanding...
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"It's all George's fault. All that talk about impotence. He got to me. And that orgasm stuff: orgasm this and orgasm that. It's a lot of pressure!" Jerry Seinfeld
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LMAO. How come people always confuse the two of you? Originally Posted by doppelmakemelol
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I dunno ! look at the two user names for example!?...Being a "newbie" I couldn't tell....
"It's all George's fault. All that talk about impotence. He got to me. And that orgasm stuff: orgasm this and orgasm that. It's a lot of pressure!" Jerry Seinfeld
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Since this thread is all about me, I'll tell you. Originally Posted by vampiress
how tall are you???
I'm 6'4"; 193 cm.
