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[artyemi]

i drink to kill brain cells, the bad ones, and try and keep the good ones. too bad you can't pick out which brain cells you want to kill.

sometimes, i drink because i like the flavor of the drinks.

sometimes, i drink because of peer pressure. I'm thinking everyone else is drinking but me.

sometimes i drink because i am not in good company, and I drink to get the happy effect. unfortunately, it doesn't give me that, just makes me feel super depressed.

most of the time, I don't need to drink because I already feel happy around the people i am hanging out with.

[nomas]

I guess what straight edgers do for fun is tatoo "x"s on each other...

I heard a comedian say that one, Arty..think of a herd of, oh, buffalo. A mountain lion comes in for the kill and the whole herd runs. The lion only catches the slowest one..therefore the herd as a whole becomes faster..because you're only as fast as your slowest member. Same with the braincells..you're killing off the slower ones, thus making the brain as a whole more efficient, right?

Ha ha..anyway, you only use 10% of your brain, so you've got 90% of your brain cells to kill off.

[artyemi]

heyyyyyy!!!!!! it's cinco de mayo today!!!

lol, nomas. herd of buffaloes.. haha... You must really like cows and buffaloes

well, i think i'm getting pretty successful with killing the bad ones. I am so happy this whole week. And tomorrow, oh, I just can't wait for tomorrow.

alrighty then, I say, we should all drink today in celebration of cinco de mayo and see how long it takes for us to kill 90% of our brain cells.

[nomas]

5 de mayo is so big here in the States...WAY bigger than it is in Mexico.

Still I take advantage of the party atmosphere at certain bars..especially since it's Thursday (college party night) and school is ending for a lot of people.

[artyemi]

Guaco!!!!!

I can't do it so I'll write it out.

[Illusional]

yup today is the fifth... here in hawaii we have boy's day and girl's day. today it's boy's day. maybe it's just a japanese tradition but it's bigger here as opposed to cinco de mayo.

raverboy

[artyemi]

yup today is the fifth... here in hawaii we have boy's day and girl's day. today it's boy's day. maybe it's just a japanese tradition but it's bigger here as opposed to cinco de mayo.

raverboy

what do you do on boy's day and girl's day?

[misombra]

...you give them special treats.

i'm jk i don't know. sounds fun though.

[Illusional]

usually for both days, a lot of shops will make japanese dolls. for girls' day, usually mochi is given to the girls. a lot of spring type of mochi is made into the shapes of flowers and what not. the dolls usually are dressed up in their kimonos. for boys' day, the dolls will be dressed up in the samurai type of clothes. as far as mochi, it's not as big of a thing on boys' day.

raverboy

[artyemi]

my friend from czech tells me about a certain day in czech where on one day, the girls will go to houses with boys in them, and whip them in the a$$ with a willow branch.

the following week or something, the guys will do the same thing to the girl.. and give eggs or something, for fertility.. i think it sounds hilarious..

imagine knocking on the door of your beloved and spanking her with a willow branch.. haha

[tooxshort]

dude ... the people in the "My bf wants to smoke pot" thread are ****in irkin' the shit outta me ...

ok ok ... im done ... how's the weather?

[artyemi]

Shorty- relax. life is too short (haha) to be stressed out over people's posting.

I'm cheesy.

Weather is crappy in the northeast- rain, rain, rain, rain for the last three days...

i'm hungry.

[misombra]

dude ... the people in the "My bf wants to smoke pot" thread are ****in irkin' the shit outta me ...

ok ok ... im done ... how's the weather?

lol i feel the same way. i just stay out of there.

[nomas]

hmm..I'll have to take a look in there..nah, maybe not..can someone give me the recap on that "boyfriend smokes pot thread"?

[Junket]

hmm..I'll have to take a look in there..nah, maybe not..can someone give me the recap on that "boyfriend smokes pot thread"?

Basically...me and Short were right and everybody else was wrong.

'Specially that Lovelylady chick, after arguing with me she ended up repeating what I said from the start.

Now I'm in the process of rubbing it in.

I dun think she likes it too much either.