Okay, but since we've established its not your looks, that should give you relief. Behaviour can be modified, looks cannot.
Okay, but since we've established its not your looks, that should give you relief. Behaviour can be modified, looks cannot.
Second thoughts can generally be amended with judicious action; injudicious actions can seldom be recovered with second thoughts.
--Cyteen by C.J.Cherryh
Yeah. But the other killer thing is height: girls HATE short guys. Girls look at short guys like they're freaks.
Well, there IS some truth to that. How tall are you?
Second thoughts can generally be amended with judicious action; injudicious actions can seldom be recovered with second thoughts.
--Cyteen by C.J.Cherryh
5'5. I have to lie and say 5'6 which is one inch away from being a full person. Apparently, girls can tell the difference between 5'7 and 5'6.
Why don't you make a joke of it? Say that the other 8" is your penis.
Second thoughts can generally be amended with judicious action; injudicious actions can seldom be recovered with second thoughts.
--Cyteen by C.J.Cherryh
LOL, that's clever...which I am not.
Pro bono brain-share. Happy to help, Darlin.
Second thoughts can generally be amended with judicious action; injudicious actions can seldom be recovered with second thoughts.
--Cyteen by C.J.Cherryh
Dont start saying that to birds bro. You dont have the charisma to carry off that type of humour. It's more likely to end in your arrest, than your hole.
Yeah, just like in the "laundry room" hypothetical. Besides, rather than actually deliver that line (or any, for that matter), I'd probably stammer and then quit.
He's probably right^. You can *think* it tho, and that might be enough to ask them to share the joke. In which case, you have started a conversation.
Second thoughts can generally be amended with judicious action; injudicious actions can seldom be recovered with second thoughts.
--Cyteen by C.J.Cherryh
Have I missed someone advising him to hang around laundry rooms? hahah
Yes. Hyundai came up with a hypothetical involving college laundry rooms.
That would only work in prison, not at college.
and since this is basically my de facto generalizations/rants thread, another thing:
all the girls have boyfriends. This is like that Simpsons episode where Lisa wanted to go to the dance but everyone was paired, even ****in' Ralph. I'm like Lisa.
You're way more annoying than Lisa. Dont flatter yourself bro.