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31-07-18, 03:23 AM #106
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“The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.”
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11-08-18, 02:35 AM #107
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Me bumping this thread.“The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.”
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08-09-18, 08:37 PM #108
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
“Accept — then act. Whatever the present moment contains, accept it as if you had chosen it. Always work with it, not against it. Make it your friend and ally, not your enemy. This will miraculously transform your whole life.”
― Eckhart Tolle
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04-10-18, 11:37 PM #109
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Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.“The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.”
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02-11-18, 11:19 PM #110
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Tried to post on your I won't thread lovebroken and it is locked so giving you a bump here since it is still open. All the changes here and we still have that 30 day BS lock, rofl.
Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it.
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03-11-18, 06:09 PM #111
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Did it? I didn't want that one locked
Thank you.
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04-11-18, 11:30 PM #112
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This made me laugh, idk why lol
I was lonely because I had no women... until I met a man who had no hands.“Accept — then act. Whatever the present moment contains, accept it as if you had chosen it. Always work with it, not against it. Make it your friend and ally, not your enemy. This will miraculously transform your whole life.”
― Eckhart Tolle
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30-11-18, 07:24 PM #113
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Bump or I lose another one
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24-12-18, 10:09 PM #114
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What says 'Oh Oh Oh'? Santa walking backwards!
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!
What never eats at Christmas dinner? The turkey – it’s stuffed.
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Merry Christmas.“The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.”
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23-01-19, 01:57 AM #115
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What did the dog say when his tag waved at him?
Woof
Hehe(≚ᄌ≚)ℒℴѵℯ
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