horny

[Di741111]

lol, I'm horny right now, he left for work at 1pm and it's been more than 3 hours...lol
It's not like we have sex all the time, we have sex at least once a day, but we didn't do it last night..I had long distance relationship with him for half year, everytime we meet in between(holidays), we would stay in bed and stuff (our record is 55 times in 10 days) lol

[Perryville]

Too funny, Qwert. My secretary did something very similar on my B-day a couple of years ago. She baked me a B-day cake with her "knickers", and a condom inside.

[qwertz]

lol, I'm horny right now, he left for work at 1pm and it's been more than 3 hours...lol
It's not like we have sex all the time, we have sex at least once a day, but we didn't do it last night..I had long distance relationship with him for half year, everytime we meet in between(holidays), we would stay in bed and stuff (our record is 55 times in 10 days) lol

3 hrs, ****, Im not even counting how many weeks its depressing.

Too funny, Qwert. My secretary did something very similar on my B-day a couple of years ago. She baked me a B-day cake with her "knickers", and a condom inside.

LOL!!

[Perryville]

Yea, everybody in the office got a big yuk out of it. To think, I almost asked my Dad to have a piece.

[Gigabitch]

Too funny, Qwert. My secretary did something very similar on my B-day a couple of years ago. She baked me a B-day cake with her "knickers", and a condom inside.

Holy crap! That's... shocking!

[Perryville]

We used to have a relationship, my secretary and I, and she is all the time pulling stunts like this on me. She is undoubtedly my best woman friend, but is a total whack-job.

[Cbrider]

We used to have a relationship, my secretary and I, and she is all the time pulling stunts like this on me. She is undoubtedly my best woman friend, but is a total whack-job.

That's fine, just don't date em and make sure there is a clear line where emotions don't cross. Nothing wrong with "friend's with benefits," that only becomes a sticky situation when one develops feelings for the other....almost impossible to avoid in time.

[Perryville]

Nah CB, We were together a long time ago. She was my HS sweetheart, then college roomie, then we broke up, and a couple of years ago, she started to work for me as my secretary and acct's receiveable clerk, we had both married other people by then. It's just that she and I grew up together and know each others sense of humor so well.

[Cbrider]

Nah CB, We were together a long time ago. She was my HS sweetheart, then college roomie, then we broke up, and a couple of years ago, she started to work for me as my secretary and acct's receiveable clerk, we had both married other people by then. It's just that she and I grew up together and know each others sense of humor so well.

Well damn, I thought you were onto something!

[Perryville]

I'm into a couple of women right now, but she would be a close 3rd or 4th. She is a great lay and is funnier than a sack full of cats

[qwertz]

I just watched the sex scene with colin farrell in miami vice. sex scenes dont usually turn me on but this has made me want some action!!

[CocoChanel]

Colin Farrell is dangerously Hot.

[qwertz]

hes ok, im not mad for him, just mad for sex lol

[Perryville]

Sheeit, If you had me and Farrell, you would kick him to the curb.

[bloodtippedrose]

... I googled colin farrell... and I still don't know who the hell he is....