asians

[artyemi]

I don't either, and I'm completely Asian so don't feel bad fras

But then, the chinese came up with the fortune cookies sooooo..

I don't feel bad either cause I'm not chinese

[confusedsoul]

hey
that is very common , well my thoughts were that the fortune cookies were invented for that kinda fun!! lol.. here is what I had yest (yeah luckily I am carrying it still)
Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you IN THE BED..
wtf??

[confusedsoul]

well here is the crappiest one:
Our first and last love is.. self-love in bed!!!!
lol

[misombra]

ah! that doesn't sound so fortunate.

[nomas]

Oh, man, that's funny..

Seriously, how many of you knew and how many didn't? Frisbee and Arty said they didn't know.. Sombra? Shorty? Raver? Did you guys know or not?

Confused said he knew too, and said it was common as well..hmm...

[misombra]

i didn't know that but i also feel as though i missed out on a lot of fun not knowing. it's kinda late now cause i won't step one toe into a chinese restaurant.

[tooxshort]

well here is the crappiest one:
Our first and last love is.. self-love in bed!!!!
lol

LOL!! That actually made me laugh out loud!

[Illusional]

i never really bothered to read the inserps of the fortunte cookies because of two reasons. 1, i don't like fortune cookies, and 2, i think the gossip that they give is basically gossip.

raverboy

[tooxshort]

gossip? thought it was a lot of words from Confucius?

[Illusional]

haha it's all the same to me. i don't pay attention to advice that you get from a cookie. it's like reading the papers daily in search of your horoscope. the paper is supposed to bring you news, not how you're supposed to feel during the upcomming day.

raverboy

[KaWaiiSkYe]

Bang bang guns go bang.

[nomas]

Bang bang guns go bang.

Unless they have silencers..then they go more along the lines of *tssspp*.

[artyemi]

i didn't know that but i also feel as though i missed out on a lot of fun not knowing. it's kinda late now cause i won't step one toe into a chinese restaurant.

you won't miss out on the fun. I can send you a bag of chinese fortune cookies.

Or I'll bring a bag along, just in case.. But I think it might be too late to hit Chinatown..

But it still won't be fun if you have a whole bag of them to go through..

[Illusional]

i forget which gangster movie it was, but you can always use a potato as a silencer.

raverboy

[Chlorine]

Illusional----I finally landed on Japanese soil this week. Okay, it was just on transit but nevertheless, it still counts. Everything was horribly expensive, and the Japanese are excessively polite. They nod in agreement with everything you say, despite not understanding what was just being said. Taking a cross-section, the girls in general are very cute and fashionable. You should make the trip there!!