About 13. It was in the VCR and I hit play and BOOM I got a big surprise.
How old were you when you discovered masturbation?
There are moments when one feels free from one's own identification with human limitations and inadequacies. At such moments one imagines that one stands on some spot of a small planet, gazing in amazement at the cold yet profoundly moving beauty of the eternal, the unfathomable; life and death flow into one, and there is neither evolution nor destiny; only Being. - Albert Einstein
Now, when I was younger, kindergarten-ish, I remember seein' my brother in the living room watching a Playboy video, he wasn't jerkin' it or anything, but I remember seein' those boobs and just bein' like "woooow". Like, it's weird, I was too young to feel anything sexually, yet I definitely felt the allure.
I'm weird. I think I only really started masturbating around 15. But way before that I remember feeling some "allure" as fras put it. I always knew I was kinky.
To tell you the truth lilwing, its been forever since i even did that. Musta been years but I know it was well over a 100 when i did do it.
Would you feel awkward if you woke up in a big tractor tire?
There are moments when one feels free from one's own identification with human limitations and inadequacies. At such moments one imagines that one stands on some spot of a small planet, gazing in amazement at the cold yet profoundly moving beauty of the eternal, the unfathomable; life and death flow into one, and there is neither evolution nor destiny; only Being. - Albert Einstein
Not if I remembered falling asleep in a big tractor tire.
If you could go back in time to your first relationship, what advice would you whisper in your own ear?
Spammer Spanker
slowly back out, then run as fast as you can.
you?
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
"Drive a stake through his heart while he is sleeping."
Same question...
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
"Hide his bong"
Same question, this is a good one...
Spammer Spanker
"Kick that bitch to the curb. I hear her friend is still single."
Same question cuz I'm a lazy douche.
"Your about to get owned but it will be ok."
Did you go to college?
There are moments when one feels free from one's own identification with human limitations and inadequacies. At such moments one imagines that one stands on some spot of a small planet, gazing in amazement at the cold yet profoundly moving beauty of the eternal, the unfathomable; life and death flow into one, and there is neither evolution nor destiny; only Being. - Albert Einstein
I'm in college now.
What would you consider to be the best compliment (to yourself)?