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12-09-08, 03:06 PM #121
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"Why are you an atheist?"
"because I paid attention in science class."
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14-09-08, 01:14 AM #122
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hahah oh boy
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14-09-08, 05:31 AM #123
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Tell us! Or are you a troll?
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14-09-08, 10:32 AM #124
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im gonna troll a bit and wait for everybody to get interested
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14-09-08, 10:41 AM #125
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once upon a time, there was this guy named only virgins. he had to get his car fixed and went to a mechanic. the mechanic had beautiful long hair, was thin, and was amazingly a virgin. the only problem he had was that this person was a man. only virgins contemplated what he should do but he thought, "i'd rather **** a guy that's a virgin rather some some slutty girl!" he then took the mechanic into the car and said something about brokeback mountain and madonna and proceeded to give it to the long haired guy in the butt while pulling his hair. only virgins went on to the next virgin and lived happily ever after.
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anyone want some marshmallows?baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
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14-09-08, 10:45 AM #126
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mines better
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14-09-08, 10:47 AM #127
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no it's not.
my story is the BEST.
now go on...baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
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14-09-08, 11:00 AM #128
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oh it is huh?
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14-09-08, 11:11 AM #129
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yep. i'll even bet you money...
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
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14-09-08, 11:13 AM #130
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how much?
can you tell im trying to drag this on?
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14-09-08, 02:44 PM #131
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I don't even care at this point, I could easily find better anal erotica elsewhere.
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15-09-08, 01:19 AM #132
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oh its nothing arrousing.. its actually kinda funny but gross
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15-09-08, 01:29 AM #133
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eh, i'm not all that intrigued anymore.
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
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15-09-08, 02:03 AM #134
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hehe guess ill tell it
so this chicks parents went outa town, her bf comes over. naturally, they have sex.
they decide to have anal on a BRAND new white couch. now the girl hadnt been feeling well that day and had an upset stomach. during the anal, she stops, and takes a shit all over the couch....LOL..
it gets worse..
parents come home a few days later. the chick blames it on the dog.
so the parents take the dog outside and shoot it. freaking SHOOT IT!
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15-09-08, 02:32 AM #135
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Aww, that's f-ed up.
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