I enjoyed hearing that ^ dog was saved.
I enjoyed hearing that ^ dog was saved.
i enjoyed receiving a gift certificate in appreciation for getting letters of praise written by patients.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
I enjoyed getting a fix from the taco truck ... the best tacos come from taco trucks.
I'm not a fan of lengua (cow tongue) except when it comes on a taco from the taco truck.
And they're only a buck a piece!
no autographs, please!
The more I see, the more I don't know for sure. - John Lennon
Life is ... Too Short.
"It seems we living the 'American Dream', but the people highest up got the lowest self-esteem. The prettiest people do the ugliest things ... for the road to riches and diamond rings."
I've been thinking about bringing something nice to this one particular nurse that works in L&D. I felt good to know she remembered our conversations when I was in labor. She remembered my name, my bf's name, my first daughter's name and the name I had planned for the baby. I felt like I wasn't just another patient, even though I was. It just feels good having someone there genuinely caring about your needs.
..::.*Love is giving someone the ability to break your heart but trusting them not to*.::..
So I enjoyed having sex with the bf for the first time post baby.
It was pretty damn good and stress relieving but I still have no intentions on getting pregnant again anytime soon if ever again. *shudders*
After a while I decided to cut the sex short cuz I was getting cramps in my stomach. He said he thought he was getting blue balls... So I was like what do you wanna do? So I jerked him off which didnt work....then I gave him head and it got closer to him cumming.
So he said he wanted a titty ****...which worked. Next thing I know I got cum in my eye, on my lip and up my nostril. It was hilarious, especially for the bf of course.
Lol...gotta say I had a good day. Now the cum jokes aren't gonna end anytime soon
..::.*Love is giving someone the ability to break your heart but trusting them not to*.::..
Nisha, you rock.
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things
A white mocha from Starbucks. There's nothing like a good cup of coffee.
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
my first cup of coffee
i'm enjoying all kinds of stuff. life is pretty good right now.
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
10 hours of sleep.
Also this.
[url]www.safenow.org/[/url]
I bought some rabbit ears, and now I can watch TV without cable bills!
Lol, nisha i almost choked on my drink reading that!!!
I enjoyed my galaxy chocolate caramel egg. For a minute it felt better than sex. Or at least the next best thing.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
These are sort of funny. Annonymous emails to send to offensive co workers.
[url]http://www.nicecritic.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.annoyingcoworker.com/[/url]
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
I just laughed my ass off at my mum. I know it's mean but I'm so glad she's starting german course soon because sometimes she's talking in german soo bad that I can't stop laughing lol
I wazzzz here