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    2013 marks 8 years since breaking up. I hoped I was wrong when I told you on the phone on that day that I would probably never have a girlfriend again, and voila. Here I am. 8 years later. Everybody else has somebody.

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    You said I would die alone and miserable, without a woman. Well **** you lady. I became awesome, and am now pumping someone considerably thinner than your fat ass. Plus, I have a cat.

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    Lol, none of that is true. You never ****ed a woman; you're a sausage-loving gaywad.

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    Everybody else has somebody, lol.

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    Perhaps settling for the first opportunity rather than wait a little longer would've been wiser: the only relationship I've been in looks like it's ****ed me up for life. Can't even get a date.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love'sReject View Post
    Perhaps settling for the first opportunity rather than wait a little longer would've been wiser: the only relationship I've been in looks like it's ****ed me up for life. Can't even get a date.
    I'll go on a date with you if we can bring misombra along.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Lol..hot nurse chick yet dude tagging along? Nope, this won't work.

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    ...what? your sentence was grammatically incorrect, and I don't understand it.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Lol....it's late at night and I've had a few...

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    You can't drink if we go on a date. I hate whiskey dick. lol
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Lol, wtf? I'm a beer guy, anyway.

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    lol
    nevermind, i was joking,
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Lol. I fail. X(

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    Quote Originally Posted by fearoflove View Post
    Ha! Too bad for you ex because you missed out. You never even got a chance to have sex with me. The other day, I was looking at the full length mirror fully naked. I know I am skinny and I wish I am a little fatter. But I am thin with curves at all the right places. My butt is curvy and my legs are lean and shapely. I am sexy as hell! I looked at the mirror and thought to myself "I would **** me". Too bad ex. You missed out.

    Also, you've probably been masturbating and thinking about me.
    I couldn't thank this, but I gave you rep. Awesome post.
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    I was actually really happy when I read fearoflove's post and read that it was fearoflove and not a poster from the U.S. (strikes me as something my only girlfriend would totally say, to an eerie degree..)

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