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    My bro, who is on probation for illicit drugs, was cited for underage consumption this weekend, after bribing a police officer with $100 so that he wouldn't get a DUI.
    He may have to do some more time in the state prison, but it depends. Maybe since he has a job (Still, after all his problems... unbelievable) they will let him go.

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    Also, someone pissed all over the floor of our laundry room. Isn't that just the most disgusting thing? So uncivilized.

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    At least it wasn't poop. Some older lady did that in the fitting rooms at a dept store I worked at in college.
    So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
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    Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
    A smile from a veil?
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    And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
    Hot ashes for trees?
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    when i was at college living in halls, someone once did a shit in the communal kettle. Luckily it was found before anyone used it <we think>
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    This thread has officially reached a new low
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Durian View Post
    The French Jew chick who called me "mate" when bagging up my bagels.

    "Number One. I'm not your mate. We don't know each other from a bar of soap. If we were technically mates, you'd be perched over the counter and tonging those bagels while I serviced you a sausage roll from behind. Number Two, I'm not all that interested in the prospect."

    She yelled for the manager.

    I casually collected my bagels and walked confidently towards the door stating over the shoulder, "I don't know why you're calling for him. He can't make me sleep with you either, mate"

    I'll go back in a few weeks and see what happens. lol

    I reckon she's hot for it.
    All mouth and no balls, eh Doc? You left before her manager (or the cops) showed. Coward.

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    My kid had a seizure at school this afternoon.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    My kid had a seizure at school this afternoon.

    Hope she's okay now. Right in class or with some privacy?

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    No, right in front of her entire choir. It was a pretty good-sized one, too.

    To make matters worse, I wasn't home when they called me to come and get her. Dammit.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Sorry Vash. That sucks.

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    Damn Vash, I'm sorry for You... Especially because she had seizures not so long ago... Hope she's well by now :/
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    Damn Vash, I'm sorry for You... Especially because she had seizures not so long ago... Hope she's well by now :/
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    I guess I'll thank you twice for your concern, papi!

    Welcome back.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    No, right in front of her entire choir. It was a pretty good-sized one, too.

    To make matters worse, I wasn't home when they called me to come and get her. Dammit.
    Poor thing. I hope she's ok
    “Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”--George Carlin

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    oh that sucks!!! you need a new neurologist.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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