Interview the person below you...

[vashti]

I thought only homosexual males got brazilian waxes. Anyway, I think only homosexual males should remove their hair entirely. I like my men to look like men rather than boys.

Do you know personally any soldiers in Iraq, and what do you think about their being there?

[Gribble]

I know quite a few, actually. I was in ROTC for a long time before I became disillusioned... and I'm not going there. I think it's atrocious. A kid I knew since he was in kindergarten came back with shrapnel in his shoulder and his right leg missing. And for what? To save some other bastard's country? To find WMDs? That poor kid gave up his youth, and I don't know for who or for what, but I think it's a sorry thing.

Returning to a lighter note, how do you women like your men downstairs? No waxing, but what about a trim? I ask because if a girl had a bush like mine I'd probably puke. Dunno if I'm supposed to do anything with it or if it's cool as is.

[Zach]

Sooky, and we would stay up all night talking and playing Halo. Maybe go out to eat or something then devise an evil plan to take over the universe and discover ancient civilizations.

Most recent major injury?

[anachronistic]

first day of wrestling practice, I broke my foot completely in half. I can't wrestle anymore, because of it. That was two years ago.

Is it wrong to want to sleep with other women if you are in a relationship? Even if the relationship is pretty monogamous and you have been together for 2 years?

I'm confused and I want to have sex.

[Gigabitch]

You know very well it's wrong. End the relationship first.

Would you ever go snow camping?

[anachronistic]

Only if there is singing songs around a fire and cooking marshmallows involved.

Do you hang out with your boss outside of work?

[gu_babe]

no I wouldn't, just to save all the possible trouble.
Are you the gentle type of lover?

[Junket]

Only if there is singing songs around a fire and cooking marshmallows involved.

Do you hang out with your boss outside of work?

Kind of.

He used to be my boss, and I continued to informally work for me him afterwards gettin' paid under the table. Cool guy.

My penis is 12 inches...is that big enough?

[lovesjoyajm]

Oh, just missed the cut. 13" and up is considered "adequate".

When did you (if ever) become unconcerned or less concerned with appearance (namely of the opposite sex)?

[Junket]

Oh, just missed the cut. 13" and up is considered "adequate".

When did you (if ever) become unconcerned or less concerned with appearance (namely of the opposite sex)?

About 12 months ago, something I like to call "Amy".

But seriously now, I was thinking getting my penis surgically extended to 15 inches...is that big enough??

[Gribble]

Better make it twenty just to be on the safe side. And don't forget about girth! Next time you see Ames whip an elephant trunk out of your pants.

Ever kick someone's ass before?

[artyemi]

Yes, a guy by the name of Oliver. Never got in trouble for it, but afterschool became a constant battleground.

Ever been in a car accident before?

[Junket]

Yes, a guy by the name of Oliver. Never got in trouble for it, but afterschool became a constant battleground.

Ever been in a car accident before?

In my 3 years of driving I am proud to say I have not.

When was the last time you went to a parking lot and did some donuts? Dry? Wet? or Snowy?

[Gigabitch]

Heh heh- This morning, about two hours ago. I love doing that, and it's snowing here right now. I threw a couple of donuts right in front of Big Lots.

Do you like surprises?

[Junket]

Do you like surprises?

I love surprises.

Which is why I love surprising others with 'lil gestures that show I care and appreciate them.

I'm not so welcoming towards strangers however...

Do you think the world is really as bad as the news makes it out to be?