I have lots of dreams where I wake up - a "dream within a dream". One time in the inner dream I died, and then I woke up saying "oh thank God, it was only a dream" and then I woke up for real. In other ones, I see really creepy people in the mirror and then I wake up and look in the mirror and the creepy people are still there, and then I wake up again. Sometimes this goes on for a few levels and I'm scared to death to look in the mirror for fear it's still a dream.
About the peeing your pants question, i was just telling someone how I ALMOST did a few months ago - I got on a bus to go to the airport hotel in Berlin, which was about a 30 minute bus ride away, and after 5 or 10 minutes I was thinking, "wow, I REALLY have to pee..." 5 minutes later it was, "wow, ok, really need to pee, right now"... 5 minutes later "ok, my stomach hurts and I absolutely need to pee right now, but I'm NOT peeing my pants". I got off the bus at the next stop, ran into an internet cafe with all my luggage, and cried "wo ist das WC, bitte????" It was PAINFUL how badly I had to go. I had to wait 30 minutes for the next bus because it was like midnight, but it was definitely worth it.
Finish the sentence "It most bothers me when people misspell _____".