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Thread: Oh Lawd, The Most Perfect Woman in the World Has Been Found

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    Oh Lawd, The Most Perfect Woman in the World Has Been Found

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekATdYAAGhY"]YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]

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    Do you have any idea how much that woman weighs, Neo?
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    what does it matter how much she weighs?

    Am i missing something?...I couldnt watch the clip properly as it kept breaking up.
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    Gigabitch says:

    "Do you have any idea how much that woman weighs, Neo?"

    no, and I couldn't care less. Girls are so preoccupied with the number on a scale that they forget it's how you look that matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoSeminole View Post
    no, and I couldn't care less. Girls are so preoccupied with the number on a scale that they forget it's how you look that matters.
    took the words out of my mouth.. i could give a crap what i weigh, i go on my clothes fit, how i look and how i feel.
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    The perfect woman has leaves growing out of her head?

    I've been going to the wrong hairdresser.
    Last edited by starbuck; 16-12-09 at 06:05 AM.
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    Iunno 'perfect' to me doesn't include painting bodies in horrendous patterns with leaves sticking out of my head parading around what looks to be a game show. Regardless of weight.

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    Neo has LOTS to say about how much women should weigh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by girl68 View Post
    Iunno 'perfect' to me doesn't include painting bodies in horrendous patterns with leaves sticking out of my head parading around what looks to be a game show. Regardless of weight.
    Unless you are a half man-half plant
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    She looks like a pineapple with strategically placed paint and hood ornaments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck View Post
    Unless you are a half man-half plant
    duh.... silly me what ever was I thinking!???!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Do you have any idea how much that woman weighs, Neo?
    Why? she doesn't look that skinny to me. Just about right. I would get up all on that plant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins View Post
    Why? she doesn't look that skinny to me. Just about right. I would get up all on that plant.
    Big fan of fertilizing right here ^^^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins View Post
    Why? she doesn't look that skinny to me. Just about right. I would get up all on that plant.
    I agree- her body is perfect. I don't think she comes anywhere near the low BMI Neo has put forth as a female ideal in other threads (can't be arsed to find them- any of you who have been here a while will probably remember).

    I'm just saying- this girl is no lean, skinny little twig- she's a woman, and she definitely passes the pen test.
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    Gigabitch says:

    "I agree- her body is perfect. I don't think she comes anywhere near the low BMI Neo has put forth as a female ideal in other threads (can't be arsed to find them- any of you who have been here a while will probably remember)."

    wtf are you talking about? I've never said I prefer skinny girls. There's a difference between healthy and fat. The girl in the video looks healthy.

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