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  • Fantastic, literally. It was a masturbation fantasy.

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  • About as satisfying as a dry rice cake.

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  • Practice makes perfect. We're still practicing.

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  • Damn good. It was SEX. Of course it was good.

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  • Got to be one of the top ten best shags of all time.

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Thread: Charlie Boy's Thread (Last Lay)

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    Charlie Boy's Thread (Last Lay)

    [url]http://www.loveforum.net/showthread.php?t=17633[/url]

    As we know, this thread was scandalously murdered. Let's see what happens if we try it again.
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    my last lay sucked. it was in the back of a car a few months ago.

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    I went with "practice makes perfect", even though it wasn't really sex.

    I did manage to expand my boundaries further though.

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    that's awesome frasbee! congradulations. hopefully next time you'll get 'get a taste of the ol' whisker biscuit'.

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    I'm in the same boat as OV. So to keep alive what was posted in the old thread...
    I didn't use vaseline or hand lotion. It was my right hand. It was the night before last. I didn't wank to the thought of a girl working at the bakery, but about 10 minutes of porn I watched just before. It was in the shower.

    And of course it sucked.

    Meanwhile, a person I know stayed overnight in a hotel in Toronto and ****ed a Canadian model for $1000 CAD for two hours. Tip not included.

    Hey, at least I had extra time to read chemistry textbooks and documents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilwing View Post
    that's awesome frasbee! congradulations. hopefully next time you'll get 'get a taste of the ol' whisker biscuit'.
    Man, I'd go down on that so fast, you have no idea.

    Or, you probably do.

    I tried, I definitely tried though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    Man, I'd go down on that so fast, you have no idea.

    Or, you probably do.

    I tried, I definitely tried though.
    it tastes ****in' awesome. i wonder why she didn't let you...

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    I think I may have had the best sex of my entire life last night.

    I used to hear all of these jokes and allusions to women in their 30's wanting younger men, like in their early 20's. My experience has shown that to be some kind of urban myth. My boyfriend (mid-thirties) is so much better in bed than any 20-something guy I ever slept with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoesntMatter View Post
    I'm in the same boat as OV.
    No you're not.
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    "because I paid attention in science class."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    I think I may have had the best sex of my entire life last night.

    I used to hear all of these jokes and allusions to women in their 30's wanting younger men, like in their early 20's. My experience has shown that to be some kind of urban myth. My boyfriend (mid-thirties) is so much better in bed than any 20-something guy I ever slept with.
    sex is not that good. the god i believe in would not allow such good sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilwing View Post
    sex is not that good. the god i believe in would not allow such good sex.
    You're half his age. Just you wait- it will be that good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilwing View Post
    it tastes ****in' awesome. i wonder why she didn't let you...
    She's not a sex fiend like I am. She's self conscious about those things. Modesty and "self-respect" are things she values. This is a result of her upbringing. She seems to enjoy more the emotional aspect of sex than the physical aspect. I'm more of a "in the moment" kind of guy and I seek out the most intense pleasures I can find.

    Plus, all these things are just a matter of trust and time. She's not adverse to sex before marriage, but I know I can't just jump into things. Part of me loves the "challenge". I love anticipation. I love the intense feeling of desire that can build. Like cooking when I'm hungry and after 2 hours of prepping, finally getting to sit down and taste the fruits of my labor~Euphoria.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins View Post
    No you're not.
    Same sea?

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    u dont know about ghostbusters??

    Anyhow, Giga ... couldn't your opinion on sex with your boyfriend have to do with your age as well? Isn't sex better for women when they hit their 30s? And the fact that he's not psychologically impaired to get it up probably helps too ... heh
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    Quote Originally Posted by tooxshort View Post

    Anyhow, Giga ... couldn't your opinion on sex with your boyfriend have to do with your age as well? Isn't sex better for women when they hit their 30s? And the fact that he's not psychologically impaired to get it up probably helps too ... heh
    Yeah- that's valid. I was thinking that it might be about substance ingestion as well. We had a couple of beers last night, but nobody drank to excess or smoked any pot, which was pretty common when I was in my 20's.
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