Get a pic of the underside of your hard penis. Draw a face on the underside so it looks like he's wearing a cute little helmet.
I've seen a tattoo where the guy made his pecker look like a dragon. It was really well done, and kind of scary. The whole pecker was tattooed. Ouch.
I have a long time interest in psychology, specializing in relationship dynamics for 30 years.
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