I live in the third safest city for those with populations >100,000. The public schools are excellent. It is very pretty here if you like rolling hills and oak trees (which I do). Our city is interconnected by a paseo system, which is fantastic, and it is a largely upper-middle class area. I think the median home value is around $650,000, and there is a VERY large number of sheriff, police and fire department personnel living here.
However, it is the bible belt of California, so we have loads of overtly religious people here. I went to a district wide public school choral concert a few days ago, and 18 of the 29 songs sung were Jesus-songs. I felt like I was being punished. I want to move somewhere less holier-than-thou. Also, less fake breasts and blonde hair would be nice. I think I want to live in Giga's neighborhood.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?