Hiya lovebirds!
Anyone who posts on this thread will get a thank you from me. This Is the thread where I want to tenderly caress you and learn which buttons I must push on my keyboard to give you pleasure, for I know that pushing the right buttons on the keyboard have brought me sweetest balms of consolation when the barren northwind wast witheren my soul.
I just wanna love you like you are the only person on earth. I wanna fondle you, but not in a way that would more than slightly worry Jesus. I take leave of you now but ask that you would enter in my warm embrace and feed off my delicate affections for you enkindlin within my swollen heart the fire of passionate yet virginal love. Let me yearningly fondle you but only with the innocent exchange of schoolboy/schoolgirl infatuation.