Haha, this is probably why my friend is always single

[RogerWilco]

So I'm talking to my good friend about this girl I went out on a date with (first date), just a small coffee get together, and one of the first things he says is "have you discussed her thoughts on kissing with her yet? that might be something you wanna do pretty soon."

WHAT?!

I mean I'm no Casanova, but even I know how ridiculous a thing to say to someone that is. I thought he was kidding, but he was dead serious.

Keep in mind, I'm 24 and he's 23.

[Gigabitch]

Has this guy ever actually kissed anyone before?

[RogerWilco]

Has this guy ever actually kissed anyone before?

Good question.....he SAYS he has, though I think the only one I've actually witnessed was a drunken sloppy makeout session with an equally wasted female at some frat party a few years ago.

Thinking about it more, it sounded like something Dwight from The Office would say. That's scary.

[Gigabitch]

Well, I HOPE he discussed her feelings about the sloppy-drunken tonguing they shared first.

[vashti]

Thoughts on kissing? What was he hoping to hear? ::puzzled::

[RogerWilco]

Thoughts on kissing? What was he hoping to hear? ::puzzled::

I'm just as puzzled as you. It's as if he expected me to sit down with her on a first date and write out a contract detailing when each little step in our "relationship" would occur.

I can't think of a whole lot of other things that would freak/creep out a girl more than that.

[Gigabitch]

::Waits for Zarathu to enter thread and post at least 5 more disturbing things he's actually DONE.::