New challenge for you all

[dono]

Here's a programming question and I'm trying to prove to my friend that any moron can correctly answer this.

Examine the code below:

Nick.cares();

It returns:
a) true
b) false

Reply with the correct answer.

[vashti]

I'm not answering because I am not a moron.

[Kiechi]

Here's a programming question and I'm trying to prove to my friend that any moron can correctly answer this.

Examine the code below:

Nick.cares();

It returns:
a) true
b) false

Reply with the correct answer.

c) We.don't();

[anachronistic]

function nickCares()
{
var nickCares=GetKey();
if(nickCares==KEY_Y)
{
GetSystemFont().drawText(1,1,"You think so? Well we really don't give a **** whether he does or doesn't.")
FlipScreen();
GetKey();
}
if(nickCares==KEY_N_)
{GetSystemFont().drawText(1,1,"Well you're a little closer to the right answer, but who gives a ****?")
FlipScreen();
GetKey();
}
else
{
GetSystemFont().drawText(1,1,"Yea, who gives a ****.")
FlipScreen();
GetKey();
}
}

[dono]

JavaScript is too easy. Learn a real language.

[Kiechi]

function nickCares()
{
var nickCares=GetKey();
if(nickCares==KEY_Y)
{
GetSystemFont().drawText(1,1,"You think so? Well we really don't give a **** whether he does or doesn't.")
FlipScreen();
GetKey();
}
if(nickCares==KEY_N_)
{GetSystemFont().drawText(1,1,"Well you're a little closer to the right answer, but who gives a ****?")
FlipScreen();
GetKey();
}
else
{
GetSystemFont().drawText(1,1,"Yea, who gives a ****.")
FlipScreen();
GetKey();
}
}

I still think my answer was better.

[dono]

I still think my answer was better.

Me too.

[anachronistic]

JavaScript is too easy. Learn a real language.

//eslap

int surrealLanguage()
{
int nickCares;
cout << "Does Nick Care?";
cin >> nickCares;

int nicksFeelings;
cout << nickCares;
cout << "Who cares if Nick Cares?";
cout << "Nobody.";
cout << "I mean, what's wrong Nick?";
cout << "You haven't inserted your jump drive in my USB port for a long time.";
cin >> nicksFeelings;

return 0;
}

[bluesummer]

Wow. You guys actually find this amusing, don't you?

[jurupa]

Yes. What do you expect a group of geeks not to? lol

[bluesummer]

Hey, I didn't want to be the one to say it.

[dono]

//eslap

int surrealLanguage()
{
int nickCares;
cout << "Does Nick Care?";
cin >> nickCares;

int nicksFeelings;
cout << nickCares;
cout << "Who cares if Nick Cares?";
cout << "Nobody.";
cout << "I mean, what's wrong Nick?";
cout << "You haven't inserted your jump drive in my USB port for a long time.";
cin >> nicksFeelings;

return 0;
}

That would've outputted everything on the same line.

cout << "Data" << endl;
cout << "Data2\n";

Either of those would've worked. And why are you having the user input something? Pointless.

Also, you forgot this at the beginning:

#include <cstdio>
#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

[anachronistic]

That would've outputted everything on the same line.

cout << "Data" << endl;
cout << "Data2\n";

Either of those would've worked. And why are you having the user input something? Pointless.

Also, you forgot this at the beginning:

#include <cstdio>
#include <iostream>

I know.

Why did I have the user input? I made this program for you so that you can have an econvo with your computer.. to be pointless is the point.

And I purposely left those lines out because I'm a lazy asshole and it's not part of the point.