hello all,
okay. i've been talking to this guy for a while and he's really nice and everything. and well we've been talking about having phone sex for a while but i keep putting it off. im so nervous and not confident about it. i wouldnt know what to say especially!
could anyone help please?
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11-05-08, 11:12 AM #1
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how to talk dirty. please help!
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11-05-08, 04:09 PM #2
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Eh? Phone sex? How desperate can he get? He don't sound worth it honey.
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11-05-08, 04:44 PM #3
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how old are you?
phone sex really didn't do nothing for me. i wanted to laugh. i wanted to clutch my stomach and howl with laughter. meh.Gee..I thought I saw a pussycat. ~PCD
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11-05-08, 04:45 PM #4
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yeah it's not something I think I could do. But I'd just start off talking about what you're wearing and what you'd like him to do to you, what you'd like to do to him etc.
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11-05-08, 04:58 PM #5
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In that case don't talk about it just DO IT DAMN IT!
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11-05-08, 05:03 PM #6
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bad advice.
Originally Posted by mistamontiel
In that case don't talk about it just DO IT DAMN IT!
if shes nervous about PHONE sex, shes probably really nervous about real sex.. hence thats why their trying phone sex first.
well thats how it was for meGee..I thought I saw a pussycat. ~PCD
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11-05-08, 07:15 PM #7
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wtf??? Are you out of your mind?
I'm sorry, I just don't have a VOICE fetish like some other people. The female voice is soothing, not erotic. The only thing to do on the phone is masturbate so that's not sex whatsoever.
Girl are you curious? JUST DO IT **** YOUR PHONE
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11-05-08, 07:20 PM #8
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Ahahah now I understand where you misunderstood me. I meant "don't talk about it" as in even during "phone sex", cuz all you really get out of it is a voice. What's the big deal? I wanna know.
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12-05-08, 01:42 AM #9
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Phone sex is awkward and funny!
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14-05-08, 09:57 AM #10
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One time my girlfriend asked me to have phone sex. This was when I was young. I felt uncomfortable I didn't really know what to say or do haha. I think it was more awkward then anything else haha. Yeh agree that I just like talking dirty it's more interesting and fun. Faking phone sex is boring.
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14-05-08, 10:02 AM #11
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I don't understand how "phone sex" qualifies as "sex". At best, it is parallel (ish) masturbation.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
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14-05-08, 10:18 AM #12
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Tell him you're rubbing the phone you-know-where... ask him how it makes him feel.
Just don't lose it in there:
[url]http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=1815[/url]
(the story is Urbleg, btw)Second thoughts can generally be amended with judicious action; injudicious actions can seldom be recovered with second thoughts.
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16-05-08, 02:22 AM #13
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hm i guess maybe nobody understood what i was asking
im not confident about talking dirty... like, i don't know what to say.
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16-05-08, 03:14 AM #14
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diablo papi te voy a poner mi crica en la cara pa que me la lambas toita! hmmm, nevermind!
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