Hahah. I love this post. Clever, clever.
Also, uhm, if he's afraid you'd be disappointed by six inches something ain't quite right. The majority of women on this planet would be dissatisfied with their partners if that was a problem.
Come to think of it, maybe he's right.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein