It has come to my attention that there are a few people out there (women in particular) who not only carry on about how wonderful being single is, but expect others to follow suit
In response to their ignorant brainwashing and selfish rhetoric, I would like to remind everyone that being single is a LIFESTYLE! It is NOT the second coming of Christ, it is NOT a 24/7 age of nonstop partying and freedom and it certainly ISN'T this life-changing experience that magically transforms you into a new person.
To reiterate, the single life is a lifestyle. F*CKING GET OVER IT!