ok... Gentlemen and Ladies... This class is about those little things and how to handle them... like!
- disposing of the condom
- what questions NOT to ask
- things not to say while in the heat of the moment...
Ok .. Lets hear them! What are some of those stupid questions ladies!
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27-06-04, 06:32 AM #1
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Miss Jane's NEW Class "... take the socks off first..."
"Remember always, that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
- - Eleanor Roosevelt
" It's not who we are that holds us back, it's who we think we're not."
- - Michael Nolan
"...to love and lose, is better than not to love at all..." .... Lord, whats his name....
" The world is big... I want to see all of it before it gets dark." -- John Muir
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27-06-04, 06:35 AM #2
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[QUOTE=jane]- things not to say while in the heat of the moment...
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"you're so much better than my last girl friend"
ah.........a ya
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27-06-04, 06:35 AM #3
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Oh Miss Jane-lets see so this is the DONTS in bed uh? While youre doing your hottie?
The DONTS: When I say I want to undress you: ****ING LET ME ALREADY!everything happens for a reason...beginning to wonder why.
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27-06-04, 06:38 AM #4
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you mean there's a guy out there that won't LET you do that Squirrel?
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27-06-04, 06:40 AM #5
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Originally Posted by Breezy18
Or..."your sister always liked it when I did that"Because a hard man is good to find.
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27-06-04, 06:42 AM #6
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This is my personal favorite line i heard in bed once...
" um, is it ok if I watch while I **** you and not look into your eyes... you wont get upset will you?" ...
.. WTF?? what the hell is that supposed to mean, I was so confused that it completely took me out of the mood .. quickly."Remember always, that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
- - Eleanor Roosevelt
" It's not who we are that holds us back, it's who we think we're not."
- - Michael Nolan
"...to love and lose, is better than not to love at all..." .... Lord, whats his name....
" The world is big... I want to see all of it before it gets dark." -- John Muir
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27-06-04, 06:43 AM #7
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OMG Iron. Yeah, no mentioning ex's OR family members.
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27-06-04, 06:47 AM #8
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Originally Posted by jane
What was he watching exactly? Like, TV?
Or does he have a mirror on his headboard, like mine?
Because a hard man is good to find.
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27-06-04, 06:49 AM #9
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I can't even imagine that someone would actually say something THAT darn stupid.
I have it all. Including kino.
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27-06-04, 06:49 AM #10
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What the hell is that about Jane? Thats just nuts girl! I'll look into your eyes baby!
Dont ignore my tits either-they are there too ya know! HELLO bite them, twist them, kiss them, do anything...they like attention too
everything happens for a reason...beginning to wonder why.
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27-06-04, 06:52 AM #11
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I just assumed he meant watching the stuff down below as opposed to looking you in the eye...
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27-06-04, 06:53 AM #12
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How about the BEST thing someone has every said to you after sex?
I slept with a woman for the first time (we ended up dating for over a year), and immediatly afterwards, she says
"I've got to get up early. You need to leave."
YES!!! The words every man longs to hear (and usually wants to say) after sex. Get the hell out!
Honest to god, I even TOLD her "that's be best thing anyone has ever said to me after sex"Because a hard man is good to find.
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27-06-04, 06:55 AM #13
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lol.. yeah he had a mirror.. this guy was such a cool guy too.. and really hot but he openned his mouth...
Rule 1. SPeak when spoken to in bed..otherwise... SHUT UP and pay attention. lol"Remember always, that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
- - Eleanor Roosevelt
" It's not who we are that holds us back, it's who we think we're not."
- - Michael Nolan
"...to love and lose, is better than not to love at all..." .... Lord, whats his name....
" The world is big... I want to see all of it before it gets dark." -- John Muir
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27-06-04, 06:56 AM #14
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Oh Miss Jane Ive got a good one:
DONT shoot cum in my eye and leave me there and have this expression on your face like you just hit the ****ing bullseye~
everything happens for a reason...beginning to wonder why.
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27-06-04, 06:58 AM #15
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Holy hell Squirrel! Where do you cum up with these? lol
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