For quite some time I've been bemoaning the lack of eye candy in my native Bay Area sector of California. I've recently discovered that all of the hot men have been sucked into the pacific ocean and it just so happens that they are washing up on the shores of Oahu.
I've been here for 7 days now and I can barely walk a block without having my eyes accosted by toned, tanned, athletic and sometimes tattooed flesh. Seriously. It was just too much to handle. On my second day here I got drunk and I've been that way ever since. It was the only way to make it through. In fact I'm drunk right now. $6 sake makes the world go round.
Anyway, off the computer I go to go flirt with (bother) more amazingly hot men. I love Hawaii. Methinks I'll never leave...