Help me Jesus! She might be cheating on me!

[heartbroken_me]

Delete this thread!

[Gribble]

You have a problem. A disease. Sex is a beautiful thing. I don't want to sound like a condescending prick but I truly feel sorry for you. What's inside her is no secret. We are all sexual creatures. It's a natural part of our make-up. To deny it is to deny our humanity.

You need to see a therapist.

[heartbroken_me]

Yeah, that's what I thought. Anyone else?

I despise sex, I told you. I'm a selfless bastard.

In this polluted world, it's me that should see a therapist...

Not very helpful...I was expecting such responses...

[Gribble]

Selfless? What about your girlfriend? She has needs and you're apparently unwilling to see to them. What's she supposed to do? She posts a few innocent messages on a forum and you fly into a rage. I feel sorry for her.

Drop the superiority bit. That's a defense mechanism of the heavily flawed. You don't want to admit to yourself that something's wrong. The problem, as far as you're concerned, lies in everyone else. That's bullshit and deep down you know it.

[heartbroken_me]

I hate sex I told you. I love her, and that's all. I could never indulge in sins. And watch porn, or any of that stuff.

I just wanna be left alone in this planete with her.

Is this a love or a lust website?

[heartbroken_me]

Also, my views will never change. Something bigger inhabits me...LOVE. So, let's not debate on this.

[heartbroken_me]

I have decided not to talk to her again.

She is obviously one of them.

She's deceived by her own mind.

Not for me...

It's gonna be hard, but I'll get over her

She is doomed, like everyone else. She does not have the gift of repetence...she is not one of God's elect. She's a hardhearted, little rebellious ARGH

[Mathias]

Holy shit.

[misombra]

you have problems that jesus would not be able to help you with.

[heartbroken_me]

Anyone that isn't an hedonist, and wants to help?

Instead of making fun of me...

I've heard it all before

[Moonchild]

I don't know what kind of help you're asking for, really. You've said you decided not to talk to her again... Clarify what you'd like us to help with?

[IndiReloaded]

Okay heartbroken, assuming you're not full of it (your post sounds too weird to be anything other than a joke).

But on the chance you're for real:

Have you considered that you are reading someone's posts *on the internet*? That maybe what you read isn't even the truth?

God, I post crap all the time I'm not sure I believe. Just to see what's out there. Call it an experiment. If you want to know for sure what this lady is thinking, you're gonna have to ask her in person. Don't assume anything based on some anonymous posts on the web.

I hope this is a joke, lol. Fred Phelps is a bigoted, hate-mongering psycho.

[vashti]

This must be a joke, but just in case it isn't, I want to ask you: if sex is such a dirty, disgusting sin, why did God give women a clitoris when its only purpose is to produce pleasure?

PS - your thread title makes me want to jump up and yell "Hallelujah, brother!"

[Gribble]

Duh. That's obvious, Vashti. So that women would crave penis and lure us men into sinful acts. That way he could weed out the wicked, hedonistic scum from his worthy children.

Don't you know anything, she-devil?

[IndiReloaded]

This must be a joke, but just in case it isn't, I want to ask you: if sex is such a dirty, disgusting sin, why did God give women a clitoris when its only purpose is to produce pleasure?

PS - your thread title makes me want to jump up and yell "Hallelujah, brother!"

Tsk, Vash, you said "sex, clitoris & pleasure". How dare you??



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You forgot 'licking, penis & orgasm".