Playpen Balls

[hurt_confuzd]

At a 64% packing density, I believe it would cost me $35,972.70 to fill up a 674 sq. ft. room in my apartment with playpen balls, if the balls reach 5 feet in height and the radius of each ball is 1.675 inches. I think the cost is $1 for 5 balls.

Is this a good investment? Will it scare women away?

[Illusional]

can i play with your balls?


raverboy

[hurt_confuzd]

can i play with your balls?

The day you quit guzzling alcohol the way an SUV guzzles gas and signing your posts with "raverboy", yes.

[Illusional]

oh well. i guess that i'll find someone else's balls to play with.


raverboy

[IndiReloaded]

That sounds like fun, but too expensive by a factor of about 3x. I would have estimated about 12K for an average apartment room.

Oh, but you did say 5 feet deep. Okay, about 30K then yes. You can probably order in bulk for less than .20 a ball.

[SirWagginston]

I would ask to come over to your house all the time.

[vashti]

Will it scare women away?

Only the dumb ones. The smart ones would throw them at your head. Hard.

[SirWagginston]

The smart ones will merely remember where the deeper spots are before diving off of your table.

[hurt_confuzd]

That sounds like fun, but too expensive by a factor of about 3x. I would have estimated about 12K for an average apartment room.

Oh, but you did say 5 feet deep. Okay, about 30K then yes. You can probably order in bulk for less than .20 a ball.

Really? You're a good guesser. Or maybe you're just particularly educated on these matters. What major was that in college?

[edit] You were right: $0.1999 per ball, in bulk. Thanks!

I would ask to come over to your house all the time.

You'd be more than welcome. What's the point of having a room stuffed full of brand new playpen balls if you can't bring a bunch of friends over and get high off the formaldehyde?

With the amount of money this forum is making, would the admin help fund this venture?

[IndiReloaded]

Really? You're a good guesser.

Yes, that's not all I've guessed either. Like your SN, btw.

[hurt_confuzd]

Yes, that's not all I've guessed either. Like your SN, btw.

I'll not retort with excess abrasiveness—you did, after all, save me $0.0001 on each ball, and this type of behavior should be rewarded.

Enjoy your doggy treat and continue the good work, sport.

[Gigabitch]

Make sure to keep your balls clean. It sounds like you're going to have a lot of people playing with them. No one likes dirty balls.

[Mish]

No one likes dirty balls.

Or smelly balls

You gotta clean your balls every day

[hurt_confuzd]

I don't want to have to clean all 180,000 of my balls every day.

[xxazurexx]

I've always fancied the idea of jumping into a huge ballpit, so I'd come visit