Whos got some good ones?
Whos got some good ones?
I prefer the tug to a stroke, but anymore I generally use a vagina to masturbate with.
If we're talking both sexes, I shared mine in a past thread.
But if this is strictly for the guys, I had a friend once who told me he jerked off into a sock because it was easy to clean up that way.
“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”--George Carlin
Mine include battery operated things.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mohandas Gandhi
Spa tubs. The best. That is all.
Sometimes if I want to feel something a little different I make a fist and rub the middle segments of my fingers against the underside of my cock as opposed to the standard tug.
I don't really think guys can get that creative with it, honestly.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein
I also accidently discovered the awesome power of the clothes dryer. Just once. I was leaning over to grab something from the shelf above the dryer and....ohhhhh baby.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mohandas Gandhi
Put your left foot in, take your left foot out, put your right foot in, and shake it all around![]()
I've recently swithced from right hand to left hand.
Something new.