Caught with morning wood

[DoesntMatter]

I have mentioned this before and I will say it again. There is a huge double standard between men and women that I am not a fan of. And it is this-

Tons and tons of women wear clothes than are form fitting to their boobs. You can see the exact curvature of their tits. Then on top of that, they wear absurdly low-cut shirts so that half of their boobies are falling out. ALL OF THAT done deliberately. Note that I'm not complaining about that, I think it's fantastic

And THEN, women will COMPLAIN when a guy looks at their chest. If you wear a top is cut down to half an inch above your nipples, how can you NOT look?

For a GUY, I feel like women become uncomfortable if they can see your bulge. Why? It's our anatomy

But the REAL problem they have is when you get an erection. Half the mornings I wake up I am as hard as a rock. Last night I woke up at 4am and had to piss pretty bad, but overnight a tent had pitched in my shorts. I said "fucck it, I'm going to the bathroom, it's 4am" and walked out of my room hunched over somewhat so my shirt hung forward, just in case. The second I open the door a girl walks by, apparently to throw her trash away, at 4 in the morning. I didn't have my contacts in so I couldn't see her facial expression or even who it was, but I opened the door and her head just went down to look at the effects of a good nights sleep. I can't imagine she thought well of that

Most girls are like that, they are at the same time complete whores and complete prudes

And THAT is what bothers me. I have to piss in the morning. I generally have wood when I wake up. I have a paranoid suspicion that girls are not respectful of that. I'm talking about IN THE MORNING

[vashti]

i think it's adorable.

[Junket]

You crack me up.

[Gigabitch]

If you walk down my hall with your jammies clinging to your morning wood I promise I will NOT complain.

[Mish]

Funniest thing I read all day

[Cbrider]

I bet it was a 4x8 tent.

Who cares man, some dudes can't even pitch a tent. Pop that tent and parade around the campground with a smile on your face. College chicks are super horny half the time anyway, trust me.

[RonHH]

You get to be my age your hoping this happens !!! Hell I'd yell for everyone to look and point at it.

[Charlie Boy II]

Can't you just tuck it into your elastic??

[misombra]

she probably noticed it and was a bit surprised. i would think it's hot and start wearing booby shirts around you.

[NeoSeminole]

vashti says:

"i think it's adorable."

Gigabitch says:

"If you walk down my hall with your jammies clinging to your morning wood I promise I will NOT complain."

misombra says:

"she probably noticed it and was a bit surprised. i would think it's hot and start wearing booby shirts around you."

haha, wtf? Only on an internet forum... DoesntMatter, if you really believe anything these women say then I dare you to start walking around with morning wood and see what happens.

[Gigabitch]

No, we really like boners.

[NeoSeminole]

no doubt that you do, but girls like boners on certain guys. That's why I dared DoesntMatter to walk out in public with an erection to see reactions from 'real' girls - not ones telling him online how much they would be turned on.

[vashti]

I wouldn't be turned on; I would laugh. But I would still think it's adorable.

[girl68]

Neo is right. Boners are hot, when they're on hot men who find me hot.

And it's not a double standard, we're pissed when you look at our tities and you're pissed when we look at you boner.

[doppelgaenger]

The amount to which a woman is an attention whore is exponential to how many inches above her nipples her shirts are cut, times how many inches above the knees her skirt is.