That's right.
Bitches.
That's right.
Bitches.
Is it burnin'? Well, f-ck, now you're learnin'.
Pictures or internet ego-stroking shenanigans.
haha I'm not really claiming it.
I was out with two girls from work and the night went sideways. It started out kind of messing around, we were dancing and both of them were grinding me.
It got more and more heated, and then one started kissing me for real on the lips and one on the neck, and then they swapped. They were doing it in the cab from one club to another, when I got a massive hard-on and the both started grabbing my cock and taking turns rubbing it. Sucking my fingers. It was weird, but also the best feeling ever. I was kind of thinking what the f-ck are these two up to? I mean we all work together.
I was like "maybe we should go home?" But they just laughed.
Anyway, like I said, in the end I only took one of them home so I'm not claiming it. Still, it was awesome.
Monday should be interesting, but I don't really care. I'm expert in pretending stuff like this never happened.
Is it burnin'? Well, f-ck, now you're learnin'.
Are we supposed to be jealous?
You still don't have what you want; a girl you actually care about.
the right one will never you wanting 2
I don't give a f-ck if you bitches are jealous. I'm just reporting the facts.
Is it burnin'? Well, f-ck, now you're learnin'.
oh... remind me of 2 girls and the horny cup.
"Invest wisely and have money work hard for you"
oooooo how come you only got one home?
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
one of them is, *cough*, *cough*, married *cough*.
Eventually I said to her, "look, I'm not messing with a married chick." I mean her marriage isn't my responsibility, I just don't want the hassle.
then she got the shits and told me I was missing out, and things turned a bit nasty. She was pretty drunk so me and the other girl put her in a cab home.
Is it burnin'? Well, f-ck, now you're learnin'.
Wow! Charlieboy is living the dream.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
Verdy naice hi-five *borat smile in mankini*
Pain is just weakness leaving the body...
Lucky you. You can find 2 girls who want to have sex with you and I can't even find one to make out with. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrYqHeH_Pk8&feature=related"]YouTube - Superbad - **** my life[/ame]