Joke translated from Swedish... I hope I got it right.
Difference between Courage & Bravery:
Courage is to come home 3 at night after a late evening with the boys meet the wife in the hallway holding a broom in the air and quietly ask, are you cleaning or are you going out and fly
Bravery is to come home 3 at night after a late evening with the boys, lipstick on the collar, face a mad wife in the hall.
Gently spank her in the butt and say, now it's your turn fatso.
You know that look women get when they want sex?
Me neither!