I think she wants my...

[anachronistic]

This girl in my class has been a school friend (very superficial, never talking outside of school) since i moved here 3 years ago.

She got my number somehow (about 2 months ago) and now every time there is a blizzard or school gets out or there is a late start, she texts me and tells me. It's really nice of her.

On my birthday at midnight she text messaged me saying "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" and
I text messaged her and said happy birthday back (because her birthday is on the same day) and i asked her how it was. She said great and stuff and asked me how mine was. I told her about the jackass that tried to spank my ass when I got home and she thought it was hilarious and I kept making her laugh and stuff.

The text message conversation lasted about a half hour. We talked about the upcoming dance and I told her I was looking forward to dancing with her (to see what she'd say) and she said she'd love to dance with me!

I told my brother about it, and we both know she is very sexual and very dirty, and he said he thinks she is looking for some sex.

What do you think?

[Gribble]

What makes you think she's a dirty whore? And does that bother you? If not, screw it. Just double-bag that bitch, if ya know what I mean.

[vashti]

Did you purposely entitle this thread "I think she wants my lilwing"??

She probably is just enjoying your attention. Everyone likes when the opposite sex pays attention.

[TasteThePain]

Do it [Multiple Meanings, choose one] = )

[The Great OV!!!]

I hate dirty highschool sluts...but I would probably bang one.

[Junket]

I hate dirty highschool sluts...but I would probably bang one.

Just out of spite, right?

[The Great OV!!!]

Just out of spite, right?

For some reason I don't know what you mean by that but......sure.

[anachronistic]

What makes you think she's a dirty whore? And does that bother you? If not, screw it. Just double-bag that bitch, if ya know what I mean.

She's been with half the guys in my class, makes out with other women at parties (like hardcore type making out) and lots of other stuff.

I think I might double bag that bitch, if you know what I mean.

[jurupa]

She's been with half the guys in my class, makes out with other women at parties (like hardcore type making out) and lots of other stuff.

I think I might double bag that bitch, if you know what I mean.

Would that be paper or plastic?

But seriously she sounds like a girl you don't really want to be around with. I know I wouldn't.

[anachronistic]

Paper!

You're right, I don't want to be around her. I just want to get in, get on and get out.

[jurupa]

Paper!

You're right, I don't want to be around her. I just want to get in, get on and get out.

Wear at least 5 condoms when you go in and get tested when your out.

[anachronistic]

I'm going to use 20 condoms and tear her a new hole.

[The Great OV!!!]

LoL, God...filthy as bitches like that still exist....I thought I killed them all for ****s sake....oh wait..that was a dream damn it :*(. Now imagine becoming her lover in the future.."WAH WAH WAH BUT THE PAST IS THE PAST" ...where are those ****tards now? ...oh and catching a STD...I swear...I would skin her alive before AIDS could do its job. This is why a person that is getting into a relationship deserves to know the amount of partners the other has had if asked. How old is this bitch...please don't tell me 15 or I lose all my respect for human kind that is barely left.

[jurupa]

OV I think you should become a priest or a missionary.

[The Great OV!!!]

OV I think you should become a priest or a missionary.

WTF why? Priests don't skin people alive. lol. Are you telling me that you actually respect this girl? haha.