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    the perverted thread

    I know that we are gonna have a kick out of this one.... so let's start some funny shit up.

    here, i got a joke for you that i heard from robin williams.


    so this boy was wandering around the house after being put to bed. he wasn't able to sleep and decided to visit his parents in another room. he crept upstairs and slowly opened the door. to his surprise, he found his father on top of his mother. yes, there were having sex. quickly the parents tried to calm the boy down and assured him that everything will be alright. well the next night the boy's father was awoken by some strange sounds he heard. he couldn't figure out what exactly it was and decided to check it out. strangely enough, these sounds were coming from his son's room. slowly he crept to his son's room, and when he got there, he slowly opened to door. to his surprise, his son was mounted on his grandmother. the boy yelled, "IT'S NOT TO FUNNY WHEN IT'S YOUR MOTHER IS IT?"


    hahahaha


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    let's talk about anything and everything perverted.....


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    LOL!!! I didn't think it was possible but the above comment really took the wind out of this thread already.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zuros View Post
    Illusional. Nice to meet you. Well what do you wish to talk about today. Vaginas ?
    And your reaction is


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    hahaha so who here hasn't seen a nasty looking vag before???

    speaking of which, seamo anyone? i think that is the correct term. i'm speaking of the jizz that turns to cheese when uncircumcised men don't clean themselves good. yes, i have seen a porn where the chick licked that shit off. her expression when she seen that shit was hilarious. it went from happy to being grossed to to almost puking. hahaha


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    What!?!? That is disgusting. I suppose that if there is porn with people boning animals and rubbing themselves with poo while having sex that the uncircumcised cum cheese licking shouldn't surprise me. I think if I had a gun to my head that I'd rather watch someone play with poo than lick anteater cheese though... Its bad enough that they look gross, but to lick the "cheese" off of a dirty one... [words can't express the face I just made]
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    Ummm ... yeah
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    That is just fcuking sick!
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    hahaha oh how i love to tickle your minds.

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