In case a cop shows up, is it true if I have a camera and claim to be filming that I can get off? (no pun intended)
This is almost assuredly my only chance...I'm not quite seriously contemplating, it's more like a 25% chance I go through with it.
In case a cop shows up, is it true if I have a camera and claim to be filming that I can get off? (no pun intended)
This is almost assuredly my only chance...I'm not quite seriously contemplating, it's more like a 25% chance I go through with it.
Are all hookers ugly?
Save your coin and book a trip to Amerstdam or to The Chicken Ranch in Vegas. They'll even supply the rubbers.
Street hookers are risky in many ways. Law enforcement tends to crack down on those most. Do some research on escort services. It is more expensive, but a much better experience. Most offer the 'girlfriend experience', which is probably more what you are looking for. Some escorts are drop-dead gorgeous. Many are college students.
Yeah because american hookers are known for being drug-free. You'll end up with aids, or worse, ya mongo.
You said I should get my hole any which way I can.
Not with some skanky ho, I didnt. If you hit the streets looking for a bitch like this, you'll most likely get ass-raped or robbed, or both. You're not tough enough for the streets bro. If you insist on going, at least take your mom with you.
Dawg, I know the streets like the back of my hand. Man, I own these streets.
You. will. get. raped. in. the. ass. you. dumb. faggot.
......and lol at not getting busted if you have a camera. Who tells you this shite?
I saw it on Family Guy. And it's an urban myth.
You. gay. homo.
Family Guy, lol. ****ing priceless. Your mom is an urban myth.
Place an ad on Craigslist "Wanted" looking for someone to de-virginize mw. Save your money there's a lot of free sex on there for the asking. My friends sister (who is ok looking) was hookin up with dudes from Craigslist with no problems. Give it a shot because just having sex is not illegal.
Your friends sister? Yeah ok.