My girlfriend i've been dating for 2 1/2 year were having sex with me yesterday, She was on top riding me.. I started to pound really fast making long strokes and she started laughing out loud saying "STOP STOP STOP IT TICKLES" i go "whats wrong" she said "I don't know it's tickling something inside and i couldn't stop laughing"... However there's position i put her in and she say it hurts..EXAMPLE "If i hold her in the air and bang her, or from behind..
WOMAN WHATS YOUR OPINION? IS THE LAUGHING BECAUSE MY PENIS IS SMALL? OR THAT HAPPENS DURING SEX?
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10-08-09, 09:42 PM #1
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is my penis small?
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10-08-09, 09:46 PM #2
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Yes, your penis is tiny
Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
Towards the sun, carry your name
In warm hands you are given
Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
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11-08-09, 07:58 AM #3
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Where's that penis chart when you need it?
Hang it up so guys can just look at it, get immediate answers without all the torture..."The weakest soul, knowing its own weakness, and believing this truth that strength can only be developed by effort and practice, will, thus believing, at once begin to exert itself, and, adding effort to effort, patience to patience, and strength to strength, will never cease to develop, and will at last grow divinely strong."
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11-08-09, 10:23 AM #4
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You are hung like an elephant. Man enough for three.
Anything else you need to hear, General X-Rated?Second thoughts can generally be amended with judicious action; injudicious actions can seldom be recovered with second thoughts.
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11-08-09, 12:57 PM #5
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Did everyone's compliments on your mighty organ cause you to ejaculate into your trousers?
I can just picture this (er, NOT that I want to....)...the OP is kneeling in front of his computer reading all of our replies. He's bald, 28, lives alone with his mother and his cat Freddy in an apartment in the Bronx. No air conditioning. His been in and out of employment since 1978 and the girl he to whom he is referring is the girl he had a crush on in 1977 in his junior year of high school...Mary Jane Rottencrotch who had thick glasses. Internet porn has now become so passe for him that he passes his time asking total strangers if his dick is too big for Mary Jane's apparition which haunts him every night.
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11-08-09, 12:58 PM #6
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Okay. He's not 28 anymore...mathematically, he's 49. Otherwise, the story is consistent.
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11-08-09, 01:02 PM #7
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And you would deny him this simple pleasure if that is all that is left to him?
Shame on you Cam.
There must be plenty of synonyms for 'huge' and 'John Thomas' we haven't thought of yet.
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11-08-09, 01:43 PM #8
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Am I really bad??
Originally Posted by IndiReloaded
And you would deny him this simple pleasure if that is all that is left to him?
Shame on you Cam.
There must be plenty of synonyms for 'huge' and 'John Thomas' we haven't thought of yet.
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11-08-09, 01:49 PM #9
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I've refined my picture of Mary Jane, his love interest. She wore those polyester knee length dresses (brown, of course) and an off-white blouse with a winged collar, and a matching brown vest. The shoes? Low heels with the little brass buckle. The glasses (thick, big frames with the stems on the side that had that dip downward to the lower part of the glass frame (remember those?). And, she wore her grandmother's White Shoulders perfume and I'd guess a sun coral lipstick color. Beehive hairdo.
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11-08-09, 02:43 PM #10
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Oh my. Well, if that doesn't scare him off, then I'll post the Python song. Only if he posts again, tho.
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11-08-09, 04:36 PM #11
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i think that everyone's replies to this thread has made him shame...
everyone single one of you members should be ashamed of yourself...
where is my damn "booooooooooooo" button again... vash, you'd better bring this up to LA.
raverboy...this is just my perspective on the situation...
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11-08-09, 09:14 PM #12
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I really don't want to picture a penis in my head right now.
I will do my best to reply with an educated, humble and honest answer. Ultimately, it is up to you whether you want to listen to my advice or ignore it completely. Sometimes, my advice may be wrong; occasionally, it will be right. Regardless, I want to do my best to give people answers they are seeking.
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Originally Posted by Raze
A penis in your head?????
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12-08-09, 12:28 AM #14
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i don't to picture you with a penis in your head either.. that would mean that you're giving head. Originally Posted by Raze
raverboy...this is just my perspective on the situation...
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12-08-09, 12:30 AM #15
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No, that would mean I'm giving head a thought, which is almost as bad. Originally Posted by Illusional
I will do my best to reply with an educated, humble and honest answer. Ultimately, it is up to you whether you want to listen to my advice or ignore it completely. Sometimes, my advice may be wrong; occasionally, it will be right. Regardless, I want to do my best to give people answers they are seeking.
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