I've been through all kinds of nonsensical bullshit, so I can be there for her no matter what she thinks is going wrong.
If she wanted me I'd be her damn slave, for crying out loud.
She doesn't even have to try and make me feel good, as long as a woman is even there I do that myself, with or without their help.
I'm really good at finding ways to make her orgasm.
So what the heck is wrong with me? Do I absolutely NEED a tone body and a well-paying job?