I've been with my right hand since before I can remember. Lately, though, my left hand has been approaching me with a seductive ability I've never seen before.
I can't help myself. I want both of them...at the same time.
Should I approach my right hand with the subject, or do you think it'll react with jealousy and possessiveness?
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02-07-10, 06:12 AM #1
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02-07-10, 06:17 AM #2
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i say the more the merrier. do it like Mormons do! hey, I am a Mormon!
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02-07-10, 06:27 AM #3
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Most guys could bring the other hand in and have plenty of dick to go around. I see how this might be a problem for you, though.
I suggest sitting on your right hand until it falls asleep, then sneaking your left hand in for a rub. With any luck, your right hand will form an attachment with your ass while it's under there, and you can have a foursome with yourself.Spammer Spanker
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02-07-10, 06:31 AM #4
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OMG Giga, you've seen his weenie!??
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02-07-10, 08:00 AM #5
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Yeah, I don't know what she's talking about. It caused her to divorce her first husband. Then vashti came along and Giga became a lost memory.
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DONT DO IT. I've TRIED to leave my right hand and it DID NOT end well! DISTANCE yourself, and try to cut contact WITH your left Hand.
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If you could convert both of your hands to Islam then you could marry both of them and do what you like with them. And if any of them disobey you and continue being jealous then you could beat them.
Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
Towards the sun, carry your name
In warm hands you are given
Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
God or the Devil
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02-07-10, 09:50 PM #8
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...we're having the ceremony next week.
Originally Posted by Mishanya
Thanks for your help everyone.
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02-07-10, 10:34 PM #9
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If your right hand catches your left hand messing around with your wiener before you're all married, does it have the right to chop your left hand off with the full support of the law?
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02-07-10, 11:39 PM #10
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OMG Giga, you killed it!
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What if his right hand gets jealous and tries to strangle his dick to death?
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03-07-10, 12:14 AM #12
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or pulls a Lorena Bobbitt? Originally Posted by Gigabitch
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03-07-10, 12:02 PM #13
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If both hands convert to Islam, can they still choke the Bishop?
Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
Towards the sun, carry your name
In warm hands you are given
Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
God or the Devil
~Born to Live - Mavrik~
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