girl language?

[TheSab]

pff, girls are piss annoying... sometimes say the complete opposite to what they want i recently read a blog and it's so true.... i've put in the bold what i get very often and it's been the right answer

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

We need... = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want... = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk... = I need to complain.

Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = ..and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

I'll be ready in a minute = Its going to be a while, so you have to wait a little longer.

Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

why the hell do you girls do this?!?! to confuse us??...

[TheSab]

lol well i don't agree with the first 3, maybe usually means yes. and the first two are quite dumb, but I have asked girls "do you fancy me" and they say nooo but they actually do lol

[Junket]

If there's one thing I don't do when am asked if a girl is fat, it's tell them they're not.

If they're asking, then they probably think they are, and who am I to disagree with them?

[mahouyuki]

If there's one thing I don't do when am asked if a girl is fat, it's tell them they're not.

If they're asking, then they probably think they are, and who am I to disagree with them?

Thats.. a bit harsh...

[King Zarathu]

Erm... girls are piss annoying?


-.-

[Koro]

No= Yes
wtf??

Walk up to some random girl in the street and ask if she'll have sex with you
then you'll Truely know No means No by a slap to the face

[Steven715]

No= Yes
wtf??

Walk up to some random girl in the street and ask if she'll have sex with you
then you'll Truely know No means No by a slap to the face

LOL Very true!

[Junket]

Thats.. a bit harsh...

No it's not.

Appeasement is stupid.

Honesty is best.

[WW67209]

you forgot one....

Whatever! - **** you...


Such is the favorite phrase of my soon to be ex wife when I ask her why she lied about shacking up with a man for the past few months. I say "you've been lieing to me", she says "whatever"...

[CherriBlossomGirl]

Men and women are just different. We'll never truly understand each other, but it helps to try. I usually mean what I say. Yes means yes, no means no, we need to talk means we need to talk. Men aren't built emotionally like a woman, so communicating can be hard. Women tend to run around instead of getting straight to the point. They hint and hope you'll catch on. That's why everything seems to mean the opposite. I've always been pretty straight to the point, but then again, I've been told I behave like a guy.

[misombra]

what about this one...

"what are you wearing?" that means, "that outfit is busted".

[Gigabitch]

or how about...

"Do you think she's pretty?" Means "Do you want to be thrown in front of a bus?"

[BlackiesHD]

If there's one thing I don't do when am asked if a girl is fat, it's tell them they're not.

If they're asking, then they probably think they are, and who am I to disagree with them?

I love it when a woman asks 'Does this dress make my butt look too big?'

Somebody please explain to me exactly what answer they expect... 'Yes, as a matter of fact it does! You look huge! Better change it Honey?'

[Gigabitch]

No, you have to be truthful. Say, "No, honey. It's your butt that makes the dress look big."

Then take out your identification and insurance card, to make it easy for the paramedics.

[BlackiesHD]

or how about...

"Do you think she's pretty?" Means "Do you want to be thrown in front of a bus?"

True, but the proper/safe answer is 'I dunno, maybe she is, but I'm only looking at you...'