Dallas, TX- While many speculated that the infamous user "KingZ" had either
quit caring about LF or killed himself, KingZ's post count made a drastic
change from 844 to 845 earlier Saturday morning.
In another shocking criticism of the site's owner (loveadmin), KingZ asserts
that not only is loveadmin's IQ lower than that of the general population, he
is also at a psychological disadvantage in running the site because of a
failure to understand humor, sarcasm, and various other concepts most human
beings generally absorb by the age of 10.
When asked about the sudden appearance, KingZ had this to say: "I want to keep
them on their toes."
Moderating staff members of the site were immediately suspicious that KingZ is
conspiring to re-hack access to the site's database, as was done in early 2009.
Others, however, are skeptical. "I don't think it ever happened. I mean, he
basically runs a little bot that fakes registrations. It annoys me when people
talk to him in the private forum, because they're just talking to an invisible
friend that isn't really there", said Mish, a community moderator.
KingZ described Mish as a "pussy" and declined to comment further.
Stay tuned, more news at nine.