I read this on another site and wanted to share with you all. Enjoy!
"I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy f*cks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl f*cks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a sh*tty lock. That shut her up."
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16-11-09, 09:40 AM #1
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The Difference Between Guys and Girls Who Sleep Around
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16-11-09, 09:45 AM #2
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LOL!!! Hey that's clever but it still isn't fair!
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16-11-09, 09:46 AM #3
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Sorry it's witty, but it's still bullshit.
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16-11-09, 09:49 AM #4
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The problem is with the proposition (ha). Any conclusion will be wrong b/c the initial question was wrong.
A guy with a different girl every week is not a legend. He's a slut too.
QEDSecond thoughts can generally be amended with judicious action; injudicious actions can seldom be recovered with second thoughts.
--Cyteen by C.J.Cherryh
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16-11-09, 09:49 AM #5
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True. Guys are exposed to just as many threats as a woman is when she has sex. So guys appear just as filthy as women may appear them if they have too many sex partners.
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16-11-09, 09:50 AM #6
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I dunno...
Makes perfect sense to me.
When in trouble,
Or in doubt,
Run in circles,
Scream and shout.
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16-11-09, 09:51 AM #7
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Cool story. I have one, too.
Once upon a time, there was a lock. And the lock posted something up on a message board to specifically rankle key. Key got mad and flamed lock. Flame wars ensued for a couple of pages until the thread was closed. The end.“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”--George Carlin
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16-11-09, 10:06 AM #8
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LOL!!! hahahaha!
thx for sharing, neo.
and sb, LOL!"Invest wisely and have money work hard for you"
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16-11-09, 10:56 AM #9
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How about this analogy?
If a bolt can hold one nut safely in place it's called functional and reliable, but if a bolt is unable to do that it's called broken or faulty.
Functional
Faulty
Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
Towards the sun, carry your name
In warm hands you are given
Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
God or the Devil
~Born to Live - Mavrik~
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16-11-09, 11:56 AM #10
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The hell?
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16-11-09, 12:00 PM #11
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I didn't get it either.
Originally Posted by Frasbee
Mish, connect the dots for the dummies, would you?Second thoughts can generally be amended with judicious action; injudicious actions can seldom be recovered with second thoughts.
--Cyteen by C.J.Cherryh
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16-11-09, 12:13 PM #12
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Is the broken bolt like that it because it was ****ing around with too many screws and it caught something?
Is it burnin'? Well, f-ck, now you're learnin'.
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??? Originally Posted by IndiReloaded
I didn't get it either.
Mish, connect the dots for the dummies, would you?
A guy who can find his match and keep a woman is functional, a guy who can't is not
I wanted to show that giving analogies like that is like saying nothing at allDon't cry, don't regret and don't blame
Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
Towards the sun, carry your name
In warm hands you are given
Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
God or the Devil
~Born to Live - Mavrik~
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16-11-09, 01:11 PM #14
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My hero! Originally Posted by NeoSeminole
To be or not to be?
Is that the question?
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16-11-09, 01:30 PM #15
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Wouldn't it be from ****ing around with too many nuts? Originally Posted by Charlie Boy II
Either way, its not lookin good on the bolts end.
"What you really fear is inside yourself. You fear your own power.
You fear your own anger, the drive to do great and terrible things."
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