So what is your fetish?

[Gigabitch]

i have a dirty talk fetish. i love when seriously raunchy things are said during sex.

Elaborate, please! I like the dirty talk too, but I am very particular about what I want to hear. I like it when he's directive, but I don't want anyone calling me a slut or anything.

[Junket]

Dirty talk, eh?

Haven't tried that one yet, but my girlfriend is definitely open to suggestions.

[misombra]

it's whatever you like. you can say raunchy things and get away with it i swear.

being called a slut during sex is not sexy. omg i'm not talking about cussing and be called names, i'm talking about saying dirty nasty things to someone.

i don't want to say some of the things i've said or that have been said to me on this forum. somebody might get offended.

[misombra]

oh yeah i have another fetish... socks. i love to wear cute knee highs, or thigh highs under a big pair of boots or a torn pair of jeans or something.

some people feel sexy in high heels, some people feel sexy in thong underwears, i feel sexy in a striped pair of knee highs.

[Gigabitch]

... i'm talking about saying dirty nasty things to someone.

Like, "Yeah, baby, suck my pink thing!"?

[misombra]

um, only if you never want to get laid again.

[Junket]

um, only if you never want to get laid again.

C'mooooon 'Sombra!

We wanna hear some a yer dirty talk!

[misombra]

no way you have to make your own up.

okay here's a little beginners practice, although i pro port to be no expert.

during oral sex, while you're going down on someone just say: "you taste so good."

there you go. there's no derogatory words or anything even slightly offensive about that.

so there, you guys try this and come and back and tell me how it worked.

when you're successful with that i'll give you some intermediate phrases...

[Junket]

no way you have to make your own up.

okay here's a little beginners practice, although i pro port to be no expert.

during oral sex, while you're going down on someone just say: "you taste so good."

there you go. there's no derogatory words or anything even slightly offensive about that.

Ha!

That reminds me of one of the first times Amy went down on me and allowed me to cum in her mouth...she choked on a bit of it and said:

"COUGH! Ugh! I just choked on that!
...
I mean...mmm it's soooo gooooood!"

That cracked me up so bad, I couldn't stop laughing for at least 5 minutes thereafter. The laugh definitely bested the orgasm.

[anachronistic]

Ha!

That reminds me of one of the first times Amy went down on me and allowed me to cum in her mouth...she choked on a bit of it and said:

"COUGH! Ugh! I just choked on that!
...
I mean...mmm it's soooo gooooood!"

That cracked me up so bad, I couldn't stop laughing for at least 5 minutes thereafter. The laugh definitely bested the orgasm.

haha, that's comedy right there.

[Gigabitch]

Ha!

That reminds me of one of the first times Amy went down on me and allowed me to cum in her mouth...she choked on a bit of it and said:

"COUGH! Ugh! I just choked on that!
...
I mean...mmm it's soooo gooooood!"

That cracked me up so bad, I couldn't stop laughing for at least 5 minutes thereafter. The laugh definitely bested the orgasm.

Oh, my God. I love her. She's hilarious.

You know what totally turns me on? That when my bf goes down on me his dick gets as hard as a rock. He clearly enjoys doing it and it makes him horny as hell, so I can really just enjoy myself, secure in the knowledge that I'm not being as selfish as it might feel like I am.

Hey, Misombra. You should present your boyfriend with a menu when you go to bed tonight with "pink taco" on it.

[Junket]

Oh, my God. I love her. She's hilarious.

You know what totally turns me on? That when my bf goes down on me his dick gets as hard as a rock. He clearly enjoys doing it and it makes him horny as hell, so I can really just enjoy myself, secure in the knowledge that I'm not being as selfish as it might feel like I am.

Hey, Misombra. You should present your boyfriend with a menu when you go to bed tonight with "pink taco" on it.

Fish taco, pink taco.

Jeez Giga, you sure love yer tacos.

[Gigabitch]

Fish taco, pink taco.

Jeez Giga, you sure love yer tacos.

Hey, if God didn't want you to eat it, He wouldn't have made it to look like a taco.

[anachronistic]

Hey, if God didn't want you to eat it, He wouldn't have made it to look like a taco.

All this talk about tacos is making me hungry.

(Frasbee, don't you ever wonder if their husbands... i mean boyfriends who are determined to be husbands, do the same thing, except with hotdogs?)

[Junket]

All this talk about tacos is making me hungry.

(Frasbee, don't you ever wonder if their husbands do the same thing, except with hotdogs?)

I wonder if that's why Amy starting eating hotdogs again...all-beef of course.