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Why is it so hard for me to get laid!!!!?
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24-06-10, 08:08 PM #286
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24-06-10, 08:38 PM #287
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you and me both, qwert. You and me both.
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24-06-10, 09:34 PM #288
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Well, it doesn't seem like it's so hard for you, as far as I know you've been with 2 guys since I know you and now the IT guy is close...
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25-06-10, 12:56 AM #289
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Ahh you make it sound bad, ugh i guess it is, but i dont care, those other 2 were complicated. And i actually meant hard to get laid by IT guy, he has played hard to get from the start and then he goes and does this!
This is just complication free fun, and i have alot of making up to do
Im seeing him tonight, we ended up laughing about it, he is sooooooooo gonna get it tonight, even if it means some viagra lol, he's not getting away that easily hahaLife is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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25-06-10, 01:20 AM #290
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haha well, make sure he doesn't get drunk tonight Originally Posted by qwerty123
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25-06-10, 01:27 AM #291
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I'm getting some tonight. I wasn't in the mood really on Sunday night and gave my bf a Lunesta. He was out. Today is our 11 month anniversary.
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Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
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25-06-10, 10:24 PM #292
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Two words....ohhh yesssssssssssssssssss.
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25-06-10, 10:30 PM #293
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Sounds like you enjoyed the night Originally Posted by qwerty123
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25-06-10, 10:35 PM #294
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man, i have this weird like biannual horny thing where every 2 years I get extremely horny like a spawning salmon or something
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25-06-10, 10:37 PM #295
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wait, isn't biannual twice a year? maybe i'm thinking of biennial...
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25-06-10, 11:01 PM #296
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biannual is twice a year, biennial is every other, i think, whichever, its weird, Im horny all the time.
That doesnt even begin cover it Originally Posted by the_robot
Sounds like you enjoyed the night
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30-06-10, 08:35 AM #297
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Hahaha! That works so much better than "I have a headache," or "I'm tired." Just give him a Lunesta and say, "Actually, you're tired, too--didn't you notice? Sweet dreams, sucker." Originally Posted by QueenofCorona
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30-06-10, 02:32 PM #298
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This sounds a bit desperate Originally Posted by qwerty123
Ahh you make it sound bad, ugh i guess it is, but i dont care, those other 2 were complicated. And i actually meant hard to get laid by IT guy, he has played hard to get from the start and then he goes and does this!
This is just complication free fun, and i have alot of making up to do
Im seeing him tonight, we ended up laughing about it, he is sooooooooo gonna get it tonight, even if it means some viagra lol, he's not getting away that easily hahaDon't cry, don't regret and don't blame
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Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
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See my GF just at the weekends - working away during the week. But boy do we make up for lost time. Weekend before last I shaved her, last weekend she shaved me and we ****ed twice in the garden. It was absolutely wild. I'm 46 and going to die of a heart attack soon - with a massive smile on my face.
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Been 6 weeks since my break up now.. I don't think i'm the one night stand type of guy though so i'll just wait until i've got myself another sexy lady
You never know what you've got, until it's gone...
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