oral sex is illegal in san fransisco

[LostNotFound]

it is the law not to have oral sex.in sanfransisco.

how long could you last without breaking that law?

[Tedel]

25 minutes... or so.

[vashti]

I can never live in San Fransisco!

Bedsides, I believe I have already broken their law.

[Junket]

Bah, who cares.

Who the hell is gonna find out?

[Gigabitch]

I plan to move there as soon as possible and become a lawbreaker.

Is that just within the city limits? I haven't engaged in oral sex within San Fran proper for several years. Maybe I'm safe.

[misombra]

i've broken that law many times.

ah hell, i break the law pretty much all the time.

ah more hell, i couldn't care less about the law.

[Illusional]

hello people... oral sex, aka is only talking about having sex. you have to get with the times and read between the lines. sometimes, oral sex is also referred to phone sex. this is something that the government can keep control of because all of our wires are tapped.

raverboy

[peace_maker20]

who really follows the law these days anyway

[LostNotFound]

it was in the newspaper today under idiot laws - you can get a jail sentence for having sex in a public toilet ahaha

[naoki322]

maybe the man is gonna spy when we're going to have sex. and as soon the oral starts they bust down our doors and arrest us. D:

[Illusional]

who hasn't had sex in public, that is the question that i would like to know.

raverboy

[EmoBlackBelt]

The first thing I thought when I read the title of this thread was, "Good thing anal sex isn't illegal in San Francisco! Everyone would be in jail!" But then I thought, "I better not say that." But then I thought, "What the hell."

Haha, sorry. Had to.

[Mish]

So how long until they ban kissing in public places like in Indonesia?

[vashti]

who hasn't had sex in public, that is the question that i would like to know.

raverboy

I once had sex on a sand dune in Death Valley in the middle of summer. It was around 115 degrees outside. We almost got caught.

[Illusional]

did you almost get caught because both of you nearly passed out due to the intense heat?? after sex, you both just lied there naked, not wanting to move an inch because you were drained of all your energy..

raverboy