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[IckleMissNawti]

wow all these replies and none of them were applications?? well allow me to be the first to apply for your position.

so first and foremost.. you're a 5'8" with very huge breasts. well i'm a very spontaneous 3'8" wonder of magic. oh don't let the size fool you because as you have heard, it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean and believe me that this 2 inch pecker will do wonders for you. it's especially easy for me to work in any tight situation as that is one of your many requirements. i don't want to brag, but i probably have the world's largest collection of porn so i practially have the kama sutra memorized. what am i saying, the kama sutra is nothing compared to what i could do. on the more passionate side of me, i enjoy taking long strolls in the park, basking in the fresh dew of the early morning. in my spare time, i can knit all sorts of things, and i'm willing to bet that i can knit a sweater faster than 10 sweat shop workers.

but the main thing that you're probably looking for is my picture right?? i don't have anything recent, but i do share a strking resemblance to "the clown" in the recent spawn movie. gimme a hollar if you're interested.

raverboy

well thats all well and good BUT can you cook clean iron hoover etc?

and dont worry too much aba the picture thing i have a good supply of brown paperbags if you're a minger

so consider yourself hollerrrrrrrrrrrrrred xxx

[IckleMissNawti]

Nut cases. You guys always run the nut cases by my desk. But awright. I'll nibble. Cautiously.

Nawti: What have you done lately to justify your existence? And have you stopped to consider where you're going to spend the rest of eternity?

Well i've recently adopted a spider that only had seven legs, i'm trying to raise money to get him an artificial one, so if any ones got any spare cash and wants to donate it to the appeal pm mi

Well good girls spend there eternity in heaven, i'd rather be bad and spend it everywhere

[Rosebud]

hmmm, I guess all I have to say is Hello and welcome to LF!!!!!!!!

[Mish]

OMG, how can anyone not like standing naked in the snow???

Okay, there are a couple of things unclear about the position.

1. Is it a full time or a casual postion
2. The level of higher education required for the role
3. Required Industry and "hands on" experience fulfilling similar work duties
4. Can self appointed union representatives be present
5. No mention of annual/personal leave loading
6. Incentives and comission for undertaking extra work
7. Over time payments
8. Is the contract negotiable
9. Any provisions for work place bargaining
10. Are the working conditions OH&S complaint
11. What is the timeline for the application acceptance and can the workplace come to the employee

[IckleMissNawti]

OMG, how can anyone not like standing naked in the snow???

Okay, there are a couple of things unclear about the position.

1. Is it a full time or a casual postion
2. The level of higher education required for the role
3. Required Industry and "hands on" experience fulfilling similar work duties
4. Can self appointed union representatives be present
5. No mention of annual/personal leave loading
6. Incentives and comission for undertaking extra work
7. Over time payments
8. Is the contract negotiable
9. Any provisions for work place bargaining
10. Are the working conditions OH&S complaint
11. What is the timeline for the application acceptance and can the workplace come to the employee

I said it left mi cold not that I didn't like it


1. Casual but could lead to full-time after initial probationary period is passed
2. The higher the better and the more chance of being able to fulfill the role
3. Previous "hands on" experience is desireable, but not essential as the succesful applicant wil under go a rigorous training schedule.
4. Only on mondays and thursdays
5. To Be Negotiated
6. The incentives and commision increase rapidly once the successful candidate becomes more familiar with their working environment
7. Overtime will only be paid if the employer is satisfied first, that the job has thoroughly been completed.
8. All contracts are negotiable.
9. Well theres ebay does that suffice?
10. They are S & M approved does that count?
11. Applications will remain open until a suitable candidate has been found... only if the employee bribes the employer.

[Mish]

Dear HR Manager

I have reviewed the postion on offer. I do note that The role offers a lot of balance and opportunities for self growth. I really appreciate the fact that "hands on" training will be provided for all areas of the workplace, I believe it is very important to have a firm grasp of new technicques available on the market today.

However after reviewing the position I am afraid I must decline due to anticipated travel costs. I wish you the best of luck in finding a suitable employee in the shortest amount of time.

Good Luck

[IckleMissNawti]

Dear HR Manager

I have reviewed the postion on offer. I do note that The role offers a lot of balance and opportunities for self growth. I really appreciate the fact that "hands on" training will be provided for all areas of the workplace, I believe it is very important to have a firm grasp of new technicques available on the market today.

However after reviewing the position I am afraid I must decline due to anticipated travel costs. I wish you the best of luck in finding a suitable employee in the shortest amount of time.

Good Luck

your as mad as mi i love it

[indigosoul]

Nut cases. You guys always run the nut cases by my desk. But awright. I'll nibble. Cautiously.

Nawti: What have you done lately to justify your existence? And have you stopped to consider where you're going to spend the rest of eternity?

She sounds delightful, W! Read post #20... I approve! C'mon W, you're not gonna turn shy on us now, are you??

::Indi & Shh! grab bowl of popcorn & sit to watch::

[shh!]

I think she sounds clever, Hayward!

::I hope Indi puts butter on the popcorn, but just in case she didn't, I'll get the chocolate::

[whaywardj]

Well. Okay. Judging from the way she answers posts in kind, item by item, I'd bet, were I to phrase my leading prompts carefully enough, I could, probably, get her to do anything I wanted. But I'll need pictures! Particularly of the hands-on work areas she wants to train me on. I'd definitely want to see what I'd be getting my fingers into beforehand.

[IckleMissNawti]

Well. Okay. Judging from the way she answers posts in kind, item by item, I'd bet, were I to phrase my leading prompts carefully enough, I could, probably, get her to do anything I wanted. But I'll need pictures! Particularly of the hands-on work areas she wants to train me on. I'd definitely want to see what I'd be getting my fingers into beforehand.

Excuse me I am here yano you want meat you got it



and its a freckle not a spot hahaha

[Tone]

Let's see you.

And not just a close up of you.

[IckleMissNawti]

Let's see you.

And not just a close up of you.

theres some pix in the gallery, not got many on this pc as i've just formatted

[whaywardj]

Excuse me I am here yano you want meat you got it



and its a freckle not a spot hahaha

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[Only-virgins]

What the hell is this crap?