Thats why I dont shake the Priest's hand......God only knows where it has been.
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03-11-05, 02:22 AM #31
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Or when you do communion and you drink the wine from that cup that everyone has been drinking out of...yuck
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03-11-05, 02:34 AM #33
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They serve cheap wine..."lady's slipper"
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03-11-05, 03:10 AM #34
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if you sin on saturday
just sing on sunday
what a joke. Face it, you're going to hell.I'm drowning in assholes.
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03-11-05, 03:10 AM #35
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LOL....yuck!!!
If you can't handle the thorns, don't crave the rose!!
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03-11-05, 03:16 AM #36
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No way..Catholics go to Purgatory.
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I got a good deal.
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Thank God for the holy water basin out front. Amen. Originally Posted by Lloyd95
Ditto; plus, who knows where their hands have been and the last time they washed them.
Speak less. Say more.
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What happens if you die on a Saturday night? Originally Posted by carpflounder
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03-11-05, 05:52 AM #39
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I go to heaven as long as I went to church last sunday AND had a confession within the last 6 months.
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I thought you have to make a stop in Purgatory first...
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I think god may have changed how he works over the past 2000 years. Go straight to hell, do not pass go.
I'm drowning in assholes.
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Im an atheist so I will just lie. I will tell her I am christain to get some boody. I dont care that I lied...whos going to punish me? ...god?...hahahaha.
"Why are you an atheist?"
"because I paid attention in science class."
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Originally Posted by Late_vamp
???? exactly what are you trying to imply by this???Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses? - The Ghost of Christmas Past
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he said that he never let religion stand in the way of a good **** and that he was catholic . Originally Posted by mhussain
i said this , because if he ever did screw a muslim girl , i would be EXTREMELY surprised to know that a muslim girl would screw a catholic without even being engaged or married or without him converting before all this .
therefore i woulnt believe him ... UNLESS shes like one of those " i wanna piss off my family and religion , so ill do that to piss them off and make myself fell better " ... basically a slut (very rare in muslims , i admit ) .Last edited by Late_vamp; 10-11-05 at 12:01 PM.
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